Correspondence Hall of Shame, 10/1
Happy Friday, everyone. Some pre-weekend laughs for you.
Like your pix’s and your bottom…….
Would love to spank..kiss and lick it..
You know, pix is short for pictures. Therefore, adding apostrophe + s to pix is redundant and makes you look stupid. Just thought you might like to know.
Lovely ass for spanking and whipping and much more 😉
you are hot cougar 😉
I do not want to know what the “much more wink wink” is. Go away.
you do prefer whitemeat correct?
Well, that depends. I don’t care much for pork. But I do like chicken breasts. They’re so much lower in fat and when prepared properly, they are as juicy and flavorful as thighs or drumsticks.
I trust this answers your question?
And finally, this gem:
My name Is Xxxx and I saw your profile and would like to know if you would like to have your own personal pussy eating/ass licking slave who will service your legs,pussy and ass orally in anyway that you desire.I just love sucking on pussy,licking a womans ass all over,rimming her and taking her verbal commands on how she enjoys getting pleased for as long as she desires.I can orally please you nonstop in anyway that you choose for as long as you enjoy it.I would love to be your new pussy eating/ass licking slave if you desire one.I look forward to serving you.
(groan) How do you serve someone orally when you never stop talking?
And again with all this pussy business. How many times do I have to tell you morons, leave my pussy alone?
Moving on… So I heard from New Guy, and he asked if he was “going to have to spank me again on Monday.” I wrote back and said I didn’t know about have to, but I’m sure he’d come up with some lame reason. His reply to that included this:
Monday 6:30 p.m. Expect to get what you deserve!
Well, you know, after a damn-near lifetime of therapy plus lots of positive reinforcement from friends and loved ones, I have come to believe that I am deserving of good things! So does that mean he’s going to show up with a present? Nothing too expensive, dear, we just met. 🙂 But I appreciate the thought.
Have a great weekend, y’all. R.I.P., Tony Curtis.
EDIT: My blog about my belated birthday spanking got Chrossed today! Yippeeeeeeeeee! 😀