I found this amusing
My good old Hitachi wand “massager” finally bit the dust. I put “massager” in quotes because everyone knows that the usage of said device has absolutely nothing to do with massage. Anyway… didn’t feel like paying top dollar at one of the local kitschy sex boutiques, so I did an online search. Found the best price at a site called Sexual Wellbeing, and they were having a 25% off special to boot. So I placed an order.
For whatever reason, my order was routed through DrugStore.com, of all places. That was the return address on the box, even though the invoice was from Sexual Wellbeing. I opened the box, and there was my new little toy… and a trial-size tube of Colgate Pro Clinical whitening toothpaste.
Rather incongruous pairing, don’t you think? Free toothpaste with every sex toy order! What’s the message here? Perhaps because the toy will make me smile gleefully, they want to ensure that my smile is sparkly white.
Of course, it could be a more complex message. Maybe they’re trying to tell me to take better care of my teeth so I won’t have to spend so damn much money at the dentist. And then guess what? More money to spend on their sex toys!
Whatever. Printed at the bottom of the invoice is “This order was packed with care by Grace.” Thank you, Grace.
|Just look at that smile! Is it her toothpaste, or her Pocket Rocket?|