Erica Scott: Life, Love and Spanking

Ruminations, opinionated observations, darkly humorous blathering and the occasional rant from an outspoken spanko and unapologetic attention wh–, um, hog.

Don’t try this at home

A bit of silliness from last night. You know, being spanked in this position is very awkward. The blood doesn’t know where to go — to my head or to my bottom.

Tops are evil. I know, I’m not telling you anything new. But I thought it was worth reiterating. New Guy comes over here with his toy bag stuffed with implements, plus a case with two canes in it. Oh, and wearing his belt. You’d think that would be plenty of instruments of correction, right? But nooooooo. On the way, he actually stopped the car, got out and cut a fresh green switch. @#$%!!!!!!

“I think you need a good switching, young lady.” Whatever. I think you need a lobotomy. (No, I didn’t say that out loud. I should have; had nothing to lose!)

Last night was quite different from our play last Monday. Whereas last week I’d been strung out with tension and was ready for a good cry, this time I couldn’t stop giggling. I felt like my blood had been infused with champagne bubbles and everything tickled me (well, except for those damned implements). Fortunately, he has a good sense of humor and played along.

After a long OTK warmup (I swear, I can feel his hand getting stronger each week), he stood me up and then piled a couple of pillows on the side of the bed. I started to lie on them.

“Did I tell you to lay down?”

“No,” I replied. “And you didn’t tell me to lie down, either.” Oh, the glee. Y’all know how much I love correcting a top’s grammar. Naturally, he didn’t love it one bit. I swear, you try to educate some people…

I had to bend over and put my hands on the pillows, but eventually he let me lie on them. (Rather, he picked me up and plunked me down on them.) After a healthy dose of his paddles and straps, it was switch time. It didn’t last very long, though. It broke.

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He was unfazed, though. He still had plenty left to work with. And it was able to impart quite an impression before it met its demise.

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Usually I wind down after a while, settle into my zone and shut up, but last night, I simply couldn’t; I was sassy to the end. I’m glad it’s not always like that, because that would get tiresome for both of us, but sometimes, it’s fun to be silly and light-hearted. However, his spanking/switching/strapping wasn’t light anything.

Still haven’t broken him of asking stupid questions, though. At the end: “Hmmmmmm… how many should I give you with these?”

“How the @#$% should I know?” I snapped.

“Well, that’s good for at least ten,” he said, laying ten hard ones on me. Then he stopped. I thought he was done, so I started to get up.

“Where do you think you’re going?”

“I thought you were done!”

“No, I said at least ten, for saying… oh, now I forgot what you said.”

Helpfully, I reminded him, “I said, ‘How the @#$% should I know?’ “

Sheeeesh! Try to be helpful!

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At 9:30 he had to leave, but not before he gave me a sample of all his toys again. He didn’t want me to forget how they felt, you see. Plus, it tweaked him that I’d already faded. My bionicity seems to have returned. Today, except for one tiny mark off to the side where the switch wrapped a little, I am completely unmarked. Sore, though. Definitely sore.

My apologies if the pictures are a bit large. Blogger is acting up today, and after the first image, it wouldn’t let me upload any of the others. So I had to do it the old-fashioned MySpace way: upload the images to Flickr, copy the picture code and paste it into the blog. I don’t know how to resize or adjust the photos when I do it that way. But at least I got it to work! Not bad for a computer-challenged sort.

Rainy day, sore bottom… all is well in my little world at this moment.

Thanks, New Guy. (He likes that name, BTW)

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20 thoughts on “Don’t try this at home

  1. I just love a good photo essay! or is that "sass-ay"? Either or.. speaking of that "green switch" NG cut… I'm reminded of what my good friend Rosanne Rosanna Danna used to say…"It's always something!"

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  2. Zelle — I believe she also said, "Whaddaya tryin' to do, make me SICK??" 🙂

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  3. OMG my Erica that pic of you hanging upside down is so cool,if i tried that i would probably get hurt hehehe, i am better at being otk,the pic of you sticking your tongue out is so funny i laughed hehehe, you go girl i love your sassy mouth your just like me. i know the switch must of hurt i want to get spanked with one i am willing to try anyway.LOL and HUGS from your naughty girl Jade XOXO

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  4. "Well, Erica, it just goes to show you, it's always something." LOLOL.. (couldn't resist.. I miss Gilda)

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  5. Jade — believe me, I'm lucky I didn't fall on my head! LOL Zelle — "A Mr. Richard Feder writes from Fort Lee, New Jersey, 'Dear Roseanne Roseannadanna…'" LOL! I miss her too.

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  6. "What is all this fuss I hear about the Supreme Court decision on a "deaf" penalty? It's terrible! Deaf people have enough problems as it is!"So do I. Miss her, I mean, not have enough problems… Never mind.I'm glad you had a fun-filled evening. But that upside down position is not for me. Too many dust bunnies under the bed!Hugs,Hermione

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  7. Hermione — (laughing) Oh, I loved Emily!Well, the only thing under my bed last night was the hairbrush, because I threw it under there. Paid for that, too. But yeah, I wouldn't have advocated hanging upside down after your lasagna dinner. 😉

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  8. You were really in prime bratting form. I love the grammar correction and the smart alleck reply to his question. Yeah, HE should know how many to give you. You're too busy getting your bottom warmed to have to worry about math! 🙂 Does the switch feel like a cane?

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  9. Kelly — all switches aren't created equal, but in my experience (albeit very little of it), the switch is slightly worse than the cane. More of a biting sensation.

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  10. That switch looks painful! (And I agree, with my limited experience with the cane, a switch is much more…distracting!)You are a hoot. Lay, lie, laying, lying…the distinction is still blurry to me, and I was an English major! :)The big pics are great & kudos to you for figuring out your way around Blogger & its upload issues.

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  11. pink — (laughing) I admit, the English language is tricky. My particular brain disconnect is with who/whom. I cannot get those right for whatever reason. But to "lay" is to place, and to "lie" is to recline. You can lie down, or you can lay yourself down. But you don't lay down.

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  12. This post makes me smile! I like "New Guy" as a name too. 🙂

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  13. Sounds like a great session. Fantastic!

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  14. Bonnie-jo — I know, right? It just… works, somehow.Craig — thanks. Our turn soon, I hope!

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  15. Ah! *Light bulb turns on*Why couldn't my English professors have described it as succinctly and effectively as you? Add another thing I've learned from spanking: proper grammar. 🙂

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  16. Sounds like you had a fun evening though don't think I'd like the upside down position.Great pictures.Love,Ronniexx

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  17. pink — because most English professors are blathering boobs bound to bamboozle your brain. 🙂 Oh, and New Guy says he's going to LAY into my butt for this blog.ronnie — thanks! Wellll, you know, that position wasn't for more than a minute. I get silly sometimes. (shhhh, don't tell anyone)

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  18. I go away for a couple weeks on business and what happens ? I come back to some very lovely pics of a well spanked erica ! " grins" maybe i should go away more often. LOLI love the "sass-aye" as it was called , nice to see you in ….um… Such NICE form .Have great week .

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  19. rrica,the poto ass-ay is a favorite of mine. you do it so well. i hope we see more.[that can be taken two ways and i mean both of them].you're living proof that you don't have to be a teenager to get great sexy photos,pleading for more,ddon

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  20. Alan — see what you miss when you're working?ddon — thanks. I am enjoying putting these together, almost as much as I enjoy the scenes themselves. As for seeing more… well… I think I'm showing as much as I'm going to! 🙂

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