New Guy’s Theme
(Sung to the tune of Eric Clapton’s “Layla”)
In case anyone doesn’t know this classic, here ya go:
What’ll you do when I’ve been naughty,
And I’m waiting by your side
I’ve been sassing, and bratting much too long,
Now you’re gonna tan my hide!
You got me o’er your knees
Your hand, it stings like bees
Darlin’ won’t you ease up on me pleeeeeeaase?
“Won’t be givin’ you consolation,”
You tried to warn me, with a frown
Like a fool, I made a fool of you,
Now you’ve turned me upside down!
That hairbrush makes me burn,
Will I ever learn?
Do you really have to be so stern?
You got control of the situation,
As I writhe around in pain,
Then your belt, imparts another welt,
My tears are fallin’ just like rain!
I’m lyin’ on the bed
My bottom’s crimson red
Oh my god, the paddle’s still ahead…!
Now the spanking’s done
I have to say “you won”
Finally sent the bad girl on the run!*
*well, until next week, anyway. 😉
Despite those daggers I’m glaring, I had another spectacular Monday night. But you guys already knew that. 🙂