The Grinch got spanked
For everyone who’s always wanted to see me get spanked for my lousy holiday attitude, have we got a video for you.
New Guy showed up in the pouring rain tonight loaded down with toy bag, camera and tripod. I was quite ready for him, with a special holiday message attached to the back of my skirt.
Can’t see my special message? Here, look a little closer:
That’s right — I have mistletoe pinned just above my butt. And you know what that means. 🙂
Interesting, though — I thought it was hilarious, but he didn’t seem to think so. He even made me take the skirt off! Of course, that was a good idea anyway, since the damn mistletoe was dry as hay (even though the package claimed it was fresh) and it was crumbling all over the carpet, the bed, everywhere.
So we recorded my thorough scolding and spanking for being such a Scrooge. I even had to say Merry Christmas 20 times (to 20 strap strokes) and “I’m sorry, Santa.” @#$%!! I screwed up on the eight reindeer, though. I said “Stupid” instead of “Cupid.” Silly me.
Ah, but you know what? When all is said and done, somehow I don’t mind the holidays so much anymore. 🙂
Clips will be up soon! Thank you, my friend. And to all a good night.