Correspondence Hall of Shame, 12/31
Happy New Year edition! 🙂
Haven’t had one of these for a while, but I figured, what better way to close out 2010 than to give a few idiots a proper sendoff?
Oh, now I’m PHENOMENAL. I suppose at 54, I’ll be MIRACULOUS, and by 55, I’ll be OTHER-WORLDLY. (rolling eyes)
Whatever. Mind if I sleep while you’re doing that?
Don’t be ridiculous. What would I sit on if you did that?
Honey, it’s not the sting that makes me drip, it’s the man administering it. And in your case, I’d be the Sahara desert.
You can be my slut anytime, sweetmeat.
Wow, I can? Really? Cool! And you can go blow yourself anytime, mincemeat.
And finally, this edition’s gem (and since when are subby boys so utterly filthy?):
I am 44 years old white guy want to be your slave [phone number] sex slave Xxxx I live in Hollywood zip code xxxxx with me you can do whatever I like when I was beaten and humiliated. You can piss my mouth, you can beat my eggs can have my ass hole, I suck dick and I lick pussy
OK, I’ll play Domme for a few minutes. Here’s your order: Go write “I will not send such unsolicited filth to a woman ever again” 100 times. And I mean write, not type. With a pen. In your toes.
Enough of this nonsense. On a serious note, another year is about to conclude. It was one of great highs and lows and everything in between. The lowest point was John’s illness and all its complications and stresses. The high point? I met a wonderful new friend and play partner who provided fun, laughs and stress release. Life has a way of providing checks and balances sometimes. I only hope I’ve given him even half as much joy as he’s given me.
And for tonight, I will be with my sweetheart. We’ll have champagne and put the last few months behind us, start 2011 fresh with a kiss. I don’t know what the future will bring regarding his health, but for tonight, we’re putting it all aside and celebrating the moment.
To all my friends and readers, Happy New Year. Wherever you are, whatever you’re doing, I wish you joy, health and serenity. xoxox