Correspondence Hall of Shame, 1/14
First order of today’s business — blowing a smooch to Chross for including my followup post on caning on his list this week. And congratulations to all the others who made it! After reading some of the entries, I beefed up my Blog List.
OK, back to the morons. We begin with the tried-and-true:
Nice ass for 53!
(sigh) Oh, fuck off.
(sorry, but if he’s not going to be imaginative, then neither am I.)
I’ll just bet you’d luv 2 meat me, honey. So, was that an intentional play on words, or is he simply too illiterate to know how to spell meet?
Ah, the sound of an idiot. I’d say that I taste just like chicken, but Bonnie already brilliantly used that line this week. 🙂
hi sexy how r u i would love to give u a bad ass spanking
You think I have a bad ass? Gee… some people like it.
Best for last, as usual:
I want to confess that I had a fantasy thinking about you. I was thinking how nice it would be if i could ask you to do things and you would do them. And you could ask me as well. I was thinking of asking you to place your left hand on your labia, pulled up slightly and allow your clitoris to pop between your fingers on your left hand. Then take your index finger, lick it softly, then rub ever so softly on your clitoris, making slow circles. I am dying to know how long you could do until you couldn’t stand it any more. Sounds like fun to me.
You know, you could have consolidated all that gibberish into one sentence: I want to watch you masturbate. I applaud your flowery efforts, but the answer is still no.
This isn’t a correspondence, but it’s so ridiculous, I’m sharing it anyway. Every now and then I go to my Blogger Stats and check the keyword phrases, as Bonnie does for her side-splitting Keyword Chaos. Most of the time, mine are pretty straightforward and standard, but once in a while, there’s something totally bizarre, like this:
bleach spanking party
Say it with me, kids… WTF? OK, I figured out that they most likely meant “beach spanking party” (Florida Moonshine). But still…
So, does one use the bleach to whiten the bottom for the next go-round? 🙂
Have a great weekend, y’all.