Correspondence Hall of Shame, 2/25
Yippee! It’s Chross and CHoS day! 😀
|WHAT did you just say to me?
well it nice coming accross your profile and i think it really intresting… You want to be treated right. You want to be valued and understood. You want to be free to express yourself and you understand the world around you. You are strong and pasionate, intense and gentle. You are attracted to a man I will like to know more about you.here is my e-mail adres
(yawn) And how many women did we send this to today?
i cant beleave how hot and sexy you are in your photo i love it so much.nothing is as nice as you nothing.you are like so hot.the pleasure in you is so feels beautyful …..you seem like such a cool lady ,i know im maybe not your typ but i had to say this anyways either way.
(wrestling open the Advil bottle) Maybe not my typ? Honey, you’re definitely not my typ.
This one’s from a guy who noticed I have pictures of broken implements:
As a hobby I make paddles of different types and different materials. If you look at my pictures is a small sample of what I do. I makes some of birch plywood that won’t break, even on the hardest ass….
You makes? Good for you, Popeye. But I yam not interested.
I think you have a great smile and a perfect – – – thought I was going to say “ass” didn’t you, great bottom. Would love to be able to caress and feel both, before spanking the ladder.
Ouch! Better sand that ladder first or you’ll get splinters.
And if I didn’t think I was going to hell before, I sure do now:
wat a desperate look all of u sinful funky its shall all fall oneday for u all are plagues of moral distruction
(laughing) Ah, yes, I am a plague. Every time I open my mouth, locusts fly out. My dear, if you think my li’l old spanking fetish is the cause of moral distruction [sic], you need to get off your knees and get out more. And your first stop should be night school to take Remedial English.
Nothing like a good snark to start off the weekend! I admit, I’m a little out of sorts today, feeling prickly and hard-edged. John was supposed to have today off… not only does he not have today off, but he is working tomorrow morning as well. So I’m not going to his place tonight. It’s not that I’m upset about staying home this evening — it’s going to be rainy and cold anyway. But I’m worried about him. All that stuff he said about turning over a new leaf and not working so hard seems to have fallen by the wayside. I guess once a workaholic, always a workaholic? (sigh) I know that fretting over him changes nothing and just annoys him, so I need to stop.
So I try to distract myself and go on FetLife last night, attempting to have some fun, and all I see on the activity feed are graphic, gross and extreme photos, with severely thrashed bottoms, tops bragging about having made them that way, and other bottoms oohing and ahhing over how pretty they are. You know… I wish I could understand this. I wish I knew why it offends me so. I mean, these are clearly consensual scenes and the bottoms aren’t upset about them. So why should I be? Ack. Perhaps I should stay off FL for a little while and clear my head. When I’m in judgment mode, I know I’m a bit off and I need to be quiet until it passes.
Tomorrow will be fine — John and I will be seeing an old friend for dinner and catching up, so that should be fun. And then before I know it, it will be Monday again. 🙂
I leave you with a baffling search keyword phrase I found in my stats this morning:
Say it with me, kids — WTF??????
Have a great weekend, y’all. 🙂