New Guy is home! He’s been driving and flying cross-country for the past month, visiting friends and family. Apparently, he made a stop at some point in a family church.
Today, I received this photo via email:
Accompanying the photo was a Sunday sermon:
She who displayeth her nakedness before all the world and hath no shame shall surely suffer. For he who claims dominion over her bottom shall spanketh it without mercy. ~New Guy 3:14
First, I laughed until my stomach hurt. Then I asked for his permission to repost this.
Really, what makes him think this Biblical
crap stuff means anything to me? I’m Jewish, for Christ’s sake. And can you believe he’s still yammering about those naked pictures? The man has 23 pictures of my bare a#$ on his FetLife page.
Oh, and shouldn’t he be the one in trouble for blasphemy?
Ah well. Not that I’m complaining, you understand. This time tomorrow night, I will be a very well spankethed woman. 😀