Mini-rant: The naughty chair???
New Guy is a man of many talents, besides the obvious ones he showcases every Monday evening. You already saw the heart paddle he made for me. He also made this spanking bench for a friend who owns a dungeon:
Nice craftsmanship, right? However, he made another piece of furniture for her, and I don’t think it’s nice at all.
He calls it the “naughty chair.”
Yes, those are raised circular ridges. Yes, you sit on them, bare-bottomed, after your spanking. Are you kidding me??
I will say it’s a beautiful piece of work. But there is no way I’d ever sit on that thing. Clothed, bare, spanked, unspanked… forget about it.
“But it leaves such a pretty bulls-eye pattern on your bottom,” he teased. “I could use it for target practice!”
Your aim is just fine, pal. I don’t need a freaking bulls-eye on my a#$.
Bottoms, would you sit on this? And don’t answer “If my Top ordered me to do so, I would,” or I’ll lose my breakfast.
NG keeps telling me that he’s going to take me to his friend’s dungeon and make me sit on that chair after we scene. Right. He’ll find himself with a three-legged stool.
Guess where the missing leg will end up? :-Þ