Erica Scott: Life, Love and Spanking

Ruminations, opinionated observations, darkly humorous blathering and the occasional rant from an outspoken spanko and unapologetic attention wh–, um, hog.

I never learn

And aren’t y’all glad for that? šŸ˜€  Of course, New Guy keeps trying to teach me. Week after week after week. One might think he actually enjoys the frustration of attempting the impossible.

Despite the fact that I was partying away in Vegas last weekend and was drop-dead exhausted on Monday, I still missed him come Monday night. It didn’t feel the same. So I really looked forward to seeing him this evening. Right on time, he showed up, bearing his toy bag… and something else. A surprise.

Flowers!!

What’s even better than flowers? Flowers for no reason! I asked what the occasion was, and he just shrugged and smiled. Perhaps it was because we met just about a year ago. Or maybe it’s ’cause he missed me as much as I missed him. šŸ™‚ Such a sweetie he is.

Of course, then the flower-bearing Dr. Jekyll morphed into the implement-wielding Dr. Hyde in a New York heartbeat…

He thought it was inappropriate for me to blog all about my Shadow Lane adventures in Las Vegas. “I thought what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.”

“Well, yeah, but…”

“But nothing — you broke the Vegas rule!”

I tried to protest that I have a responsibility to my readers to give them details of these events. “And I have a responsibility to keep you in line,” he answered.

Oh, brother. Can you tell what I thought of that by the look on my face?

When he got into the full swings with the big black strap, he commented about his femdom friend and how she puts her full arm into it with follow-through, just like this. “This is her technique?” I asked. “Yup,” he said.

“So,” I said, “does that mean you spank like a girl?”

Probably not the best thing to say. I don’t know what possesses me sometimes. (could it be…. Satan????)

Later when I was back OTK and all those damned implements were lying close by, he said something about how he hates having to do this. (Yeah, tell me another one.) I said, “Really? Well, if you hate it so much, then you won’t be needing these.” And I reached over and shoved all the implements off the bed onto the floor.

That probably wasn’t a good idea either.

Guess what my grand finale was? Twenty strikes with each implement. All six of them. Ow. I suppose I asked for that, huh…

You know, I believe I’m going to have more soreness tomorrow from one session with NG, than I did last week after 12 scenes.

Wouldn’t have it any other way. ā™„

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20 thoughts on “I never learn

  1. You know how I am about change… you're the same way………THANK GOD WE'RE BACK TO NORMAL!I LOVE TUESDAY! THAT MEANS NG HAS LEFT HIS MARK! AND WE'RE SO GlAD to have that one wonderful staple in our lives in blog-reader-ville!

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  2. Thanks for making Tuesday mornings so much fun.I can just imagine the look on NG's face when you pushed his implements on the floor!! LOL.

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  3. I'm so very happy your reunion was as enjoyable as ever. He's like a lawyer that one. If you HADN'T written about your Shadow Lane adventures he would've spanked you for depriving us the details. Way to go girl with the implement mistreatment and have a ball working out at the gym today! šŸ™‚

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  4. The "spank like a girl" comment had me laughing. Thanks for sharing another amusing story.

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  5. Hi Erica, I Loved your pic's the rose's are BEAUTIFUL :-)I laughed so hard when you said NG spank's like a girl hehehe LMAO and when you pushed his implament's to the floor that had me howling with laughter hehehe LOL, WAY TO GO GIRL I would of did that too :-)You ALWAYS make Tuesday's fun for all of us THANK YOU.Love you and sending big hug's your way XOXO

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  6. "Spanks Like A Girl" I will admit you DO like to overload your lil hummingbird a$$ with that alligator mouth šŸ˜€ .. AND we love you for it !Have a great week

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  7. Wait! You mean to tell us that His Highness did NOT command you to pick up the evil implements? He must have really missed you. šŸ™‚

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  8. Zelle — and Thank God you're back! FetLife was too damned quiet while you were offline!joey — yeah, I miss those looks, being face down and all. :-DKelly — tops have a built-in "damned if you do, damned if you don't" mechanism, I think.Anonymous — he does give me the perfect setups for those comments.Jade — he had a very good time proving what a manly spanker he was. (ouch)Alan — well, as long as I don't have alligator breath.Kelly — nope, he did not. Shocking, huh?

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  9. I don't think you have alligator breath, Erica. Just a bottom's snark. LOL Love it, love it. You are so quick with the come-backs and how appropriate, too! (grin)

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  10. Bobbie Jo — snarky wit is a family gift, for which I am grateful! šŸ˜€

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  11. You are so quick with the comebacks! It never ceases to amaze me. So glad that you had a good session with NG. Playing with other people is fun, but having one main guy is a coup.

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  12. Dana — it really is. I don't take him for granted for one second.

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  13. "So," I said, "does that mean you spank like a girl?"BAHAHAHAHA! And he still brings you flowers. So sweet, that NG.

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  14. Lea — I know, right? Made me almost want to stop sassing him.Almost.

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  15. HAHAHAHA! IF you stopped sassing NG.. he'd have brought you MORTISHA ADDAMS roses… LOLOLOL

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  16. Zelle — "Unhappy, darling?" "Miserable!" LOL

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  17. (snorts! would have been so much more affective had I spelled MOR-frikkin-TICIA correctly!) LOLon a side note:Morticia/Erica: "Don't torture yourself, NGomez. That's my job."

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  18. LOL… I wasn't going to say a word about that!Go to bed already! šŸ˜€

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  19. "Does that mean you hit like a girl?" Hahahaha. Talk about baiting a bear. šŸ™‚

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  20. Pink — sometimes a Teddy, sometimes a Grizzly. I do push my luck. šŸ˜€

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