Correspondence Hall of Shame, 9/30
First CHoS of Fall 2011. Way overdue, huh? Besides, I’ve been feeling especially snarkastic the past couple of days (my new favorite word).
I don’t know where you’re from, but we do not eat our pets in this country.
Damn shame I’m not perfect, huh? This little girl’s need, at the moment, is for you to take your ginormous Domass ego and… well, you figure it out, Papi.
Would love to spank you and then mount you with my large hard cock…..sexy rich guy looking for some kinky fun
I saw your picture, Richie Rich. You’re lying about the sexy part, so you’re probably lying about the large cock too.
And here’s my favorite:
Tattoo artist, huh? Since you enjoy inflicking [sic] pain and you like a bit of pain yourself, here’s a tat suggestion. Tattoo “I’m with” on one testicle, and “Stupid” on the other. And on your cock? That’s right, “Stupid.” That is, assuming it’s big enough to accommodate six letters.
This isn’t really a CHoS entry, but I’m including it ’cause I feel like it. Earlier this week on FetLife, in the group “Spank You Very Much,” someone posed the question, “Is it true that the more firm one’s ass is, the more a spanking hurts?” (rolling eyes) Kind of a dumbass question, way too simplistic, but that’s not my point.
Part of one man’s reply read as follows: “I’ve encountered some ladies with well padded bottoms who could barely handle a hand spanking and some with bony bottoms which outlast most hands and some implements (Erica Scott – aka the ‘bionic bottom’ – comes to mind).”
OK, I appreciate the shout-out, truly. But… bony?? Really? That’s the best modifier he could have chosen? Part of me laughed, but another part was rather ticked off.
News flash, Skippy. First, thin women don’t like the word “bony” any more than women with a few extra pounds like the “f” word. Not at all flattering. And second, I am not bony. What I have back there is muscle tone. Which will feel like bone to your poor little soft hand, but it’s quite a different substance.
And finally, I’m throwing in another one of those baffling keyword search phrases:
flexible legs behind head feet
Join me, kids… WTF?
Tomorrow, I go back to Spanking Court. I haven’t been there since July, so I am really looking forward to it. Not just because of the shoot itself, but I can’t wait to see them all again! 🙂 Should be great fun; I’m doing two scenes, and as we left off on a cliffhanger (me causing the Court Disciplinarian to blow his cork and do something really inappropriate), we’ll take up with my hauling him into Court with me and having it out in front of the Judge.
I’m sure all will be resolved nicely — the Judge will dismiss the Disciplinarian’s sorry ass, after he is commanded to sincerely apologize to me for his gross mistreatment. Right? Right?
🙂 Have a great weekend, y’all.