Correspondence Hall of Shame, 12/2

We interrupt the ongoing drama with a humor break.

can u handle powerful MASTER?

Yup — I click DELETE.

Hey sexy gorgeous I will u a full body with candle lights and shared some wine with you and giving u a nice kiss!! How are u?

At the moment, perplexed. You will me a full body with candle lights? I’m sorry you died, but really, couldn’t you just give it to charity? There are so many unfortunate half-full bodies out there.

I wish I had a room with cages, chains, whips and other toys for you…desire to have you tied up with ropes

give you spank, whip, hear moaning, suck and bite your breasts, bite your buttocks, penetrate your vagina and your anus all night

fornicate in the streets, in the forest, in the car… but also want a wife, a girlfriend, a friend, a lover

You want four women? How greedy of you.

I had to laugh — notice how he used all the proper formal words, even though he was discussing my complete defiling. Fornicate??

i want to expierence what you like. i want to do something other than just fuck….maybe i might like spanking you.i do not know.

And you never will know, I’m afraid.

I’m still amazed buy the shape of your but

My but what?

And finally:

For the last 18 months, I have been “involved” with a lovely, stacked redhead who just cannot get enough spanking … seeps as if the harder I spank her, the hotter she gets … we work on squirting as well, and during our last “session” she got so hot being spanked that she soaked the bed with her ejaculation … which was HOT.

If you are interested in an encounter with a mature couple … participating in hard spanking threesome fun, let me know and we can set up a “spanking conference” to introduce ourselves.

(scrubbing vigorously with brain bleach) Ummm… no. No, thank you. And speaking of bleach, you may want to do some laundry.

In other news… Mother Nature had a major tantrum here in Southern CA this week, with a “Santa Ana wind event” the likes of which are seen only once every 5-15 years. Hardest hit was the San Gabriel Valley… where John lives. He stays in Orange County all week for work, but he’ll be coming home today, to a completely dark town. Thousands of people in several cities have no power, and the power company is restoring it, city by city. It’s estimated that John’s town may not have power for another two to four days.

I called him last night and asked him to please call one of his neighbors and get the lowdown from someone who’s there, because the news always makes everything sound so much more horrible. He said he’d call me back if he heard any bad news about his house, and he hasn’t called, so no news is good news. I’m hoping he will come home later today and find nothing more than a lot of leaves and branches to sweep up and some spoiled food in the fridge. And then he’ll be coming here for the weekend.

Always something, isn’t it?

Stay safe, y’all. And have a great weekend. 

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