Erica Scott: Life, Love and Spanking

Ruminations, opinionated observations, darkly humorous blathering and the occasional rant from an outspoken spanko and unapologetic attention wh–, um, hog.

Buns of Steel Award + miscellaneous

On today’s Spanking Court blog, I was named one of four recipients of the Buns of Steel Award (the others are Alex, Katarina and Cookie).

Here’s the funny part, though. Cali wrote that all four of us broke an implement during our sessions. For the life of me, I can’t remember breaking anything! I mean, wouldn’t I have crowed about it endlessly on here if I had? Now Alex, she broke something. She snapped a paddle in half.

So, I wonder what the BOS award looks like. Will it look good next to this? 🙂

In other blog news — want a giggle? Check out Hermione’s Wednesday WIN today. I don’t know where she finds so many great pictures, but it made me laugh out loud.

And finally, in today’s Idiocy Award:

(Warning: Men, you may want to stop here. Girly hormonal stuff ahead.)

Without going into too much detail, let’s just say that when a woman is in menopause, her estrogen levels are reduced, which can affect her sex life. So, I have been recently prescribed low-dose estrogen cream. Now, considering that the word “vaginal” is in the cream’s name, that’s pretty much a no-brainer, right?

Wrong. On the package is a bright red warning label: “For vaginal use ONLY.”

Really? What did they think I was going to do, stick it in my ear?

What’s next? Warning labels on K-Y Jelly? “Not for use on toast.”

(massive eye roll)

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22 thoughts on “Buns of Steel Award + miscellaneous

  1. I read somewhere that someone wanted to sue K-Y for not saying "Do not put it on food". I think that was about 3-4 years ago. LOL

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  2. NV — I rest my case. We have idiots among us.

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  3. The Buns of Steel Award that you just received from The 'Spanking Court' Erica, I would value more than all the money that Elizabeth Taylor's gems, fetched at the recent auction at Christie's

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  4. Congratulations to the lady with buns of steel. And, thanks for a good laugh.

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  5. six — uhhhmmmm… would it be horribly greedy of me to say that I wish I could have the award AND a piece of those sales?joey — my pleasure. 🙂

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  6. Maybe they're worried people will you the cream as hand lotion? Or that someone will try to eat it? The last time I bought a toaster it came with warnings like, "Do not use when toaster is submerged."

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  7. Anonymous — (laughing) Yup, I know. And hair dryers come with warnings like "Do not use while sleeping." WTF??

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  8. Thanks so much for making me laugh–yet again–even in your responses! It's good to be feeling better. 🙂

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  9. Hi Erica, CONGRATS on the Bun's of Steel award YAY YOU GO GIRL :-)OMG you are too funny hehehe i laughed so hard while reading this :-)Thank's for making me laugh and smile i really needed that :-)YOU ROCK Much Love and hug's from your naughty girl Jade XOXO

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  10. Hmmm. Buns of steel, eh? Hey, all of us could have told them that, now couldn't we. Nothing like being "bionic." ;-DI'm happy for you!!

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  11. Congrats on the award. And that's a cool picture of what looks like a very real Emmy.But absolutely you should use it in your ear(s). Poor John, you've never given him aural sex?! Quit holding out on him. Don't knock it till you try it! They say 90% of sex is in your head… why not take that next step?!(realizes that maybe this is the only time I'll ever attempt to joke about menopausal issues.)

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  12. Dana — I'm glad you're feeling better. :-)Jade — happy you liked it.Bobbie Jo — if I'm so damn bionic, how come all those freaking implements still hurt? Hmmm? ;-)SS — Bwah-ha-ha-ha-ha! Aural sex! Someone took their Clever Pill this morning.But alas, no, John doesn't like it when I stick my tongue in his ear. 😉

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  13. Congratulations Erica on winning the Buns of Steel Award ! The VBB

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  14. VBB — Thanks! I'm still waiting for Dana and The Wife to drag YOU into Spanking Court. 😉

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  15. Thanks for the shout-out, Erica. You gave my usually low Wednesday stats a nice boost.I've seen a label on a jar of peanuts that said, 'Warning. Contains nuts." Go figure!Hugs,Hermione

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  16. BTW you were nominated for Spanking Blog of the Year. Congratulations!

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  17. Well, Erica, didn't you know that spankings are supposed to hurt? :-PYeah, I know, I know. Not much comfort about being so "bionic."I hope you get the Spanking Blog of the Year designation! You deserve that. I love your blog!

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  18. Hermione — "contains nuts" on a nut jar?? Oh, good lord.

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  19. You seem quite deserving of the award, congrats! 🙂 As far as ridiculous product warnings, there are many to be found. The silliest one I've seen was when I bought a mini fridge years ago. There was a pic of a cartoon baby crawling toward a fridge with a big X over it. Oh, you mean I SHOULDN'T put my baby in the fridge? I was totally gonna do that otherwise! WTF??

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  20. Lea — so I guess putting a toddler in there for a time-out is a bad idea too?

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  21. Erica,A trip to spanking court may just be in the works for 2012, something about some broken implaments. :-0The VBB

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  22. VBB — oh my. Perhaps you'll break some of theirs!

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