Correspondence Hall of Shame, 1/27
Welcome to Friday. There must be something in the air this week — I have seen more asshattery on FetLife the past couple of days than I have in months. Perfect timing for one of these columns, so I can blow off some steam.
wow sexy and u have sexy feet i like to lick and kiss your feet
That’s nice. Go find someone who would enjoy that.
Are you into animalsex also ??
Does the occasional and regrettable encounter with swine count?
love how you’re bottom swells after a good spanking.
Does it? This is news to me. Perhaps I should give ST a tape measure for a before-and-after. Or maybe I’ve been eating too many peanut butter Oreos.
When you get your bare ass spank does the man stop now an then to rub an massage your bare ass to keep it from tighten up an keep it loose so you could feel every smack sure hope so.
Please tell me I just imagined this one. It’s too depressing to think people actually write this badly. Trust me, I feel every smack, tight ass or loose ass.
And now for fun with search phrases. I don’t usually get into these, as most of mine are fairly straightforward, but I’ve gotten a batch of such bizarre ones lately, I had to share.
Sarah Gregory nude
Ummm… OK. Sarah Gregory is lovely naked. But how on earth did this phrase bring anyone to my blog?
Erica Scott is ticklish
Why yes, I am. But what does that have to do with anything?
ohmyhead model mayhem
WTF?? I do have a profile on Model Mayhem, but it doesn’t give me a headache.
Again with the feet. How would one get a pedicure while being spanked? Wouldn’t the polish smear all over?
And finally, can someone please explain this one to me? I swear, I’m not making it up.
For one thing, the phrase itself makes no sense. And for another, in what universe does anything to do with facials or food servers connect with a spanking blog? Perhaps an inept waitress tripped and gave a customer a facial with a bowl of soup, and got spanked for it. Oh, my head, indeed.
There are times when the Internet — no, the world in general — makes no sense to me. I’m very grateful it’s Friday and I get to escape to John’s for a couple of days. His knee is better, although now the bruises have bloomed and it looks scary, he says.
Have a great weekend, y’all. 🙂