Correspondence Hall of Shame, 2/17
Happy Chross Day! Congratulations to all fellow Chrosslings. Amazing how this can make our day, right?
Anyway, today’s offerings aren’t plentiful, but I felt like posting them anyway.
Master would like to be friends
Sorry. Erica would not.
r u willing to meet,obey,serve……lets get together
r u willing to bother reading my profile, u stupid ass?
I’am a very nice looking, 5’10”, 175 lb man with a great physique, seeking a submissive female that wants adventure in the realm of submission. Looking for that girl that needs to be trained in the ways of submission…… or are you the woman that knows her roll. The adventure waits for that special girl/women…..are you the one? That special female that wants enjoy the adventure of submissiveness while receiving the attention deserved
Redundant, much? Hmmm. Do I know my roll? Perhaps it’s crescent, or could it be Kaiser? Oh, wait! Parker House! Parker House rolls kinda look like little bottoms, don’t they?
And finally — remember my Alt.com buddy? The one who sent me a photo of his dick and said he’d enjoy brutalizing my ass? Who was looking at my profile nearly every day and wrote once again, a couple of weeks ago, saying “You know you want it”?
Yesterday, I changed my profile photo on Alt to one that shows both my bottom and my face. And last night, I received this:
good to c u show your face.. I have to say that I think u r still missing the real penetrating spanking that has energy that will electrify you.. come for a spank spank
I’ve seen your penetrator, pal. And while your persistence is perversely flattering, I don’t think I’m missing anything, thank you.
Just for fun, I’m going to toss in a few of my bizarre Keyword search phrases. People actually type these?
spanking arms bound by belt
Uhhh… if you bind a spanker’s arms, doesn’t that sorta defeat the purpose?
carol’s first spanking
Who the hell is Carol??
mal dom paddle
(blinking) I know mal means “bad.” So is this a bad dom’s paddle, or a dom’s bad paddle?
And finally — if anyone can explain this one to me, have at it:
bbw without bottoms eats
I suppose the Boardwalk Badness Weekend without bottoms would certainly bite, but not eat. Or is it that Big Beautiful Women have lost their bottoms somehow, and they’re eating to grow them back?
And just how did this convoluted phrase bring someone to my blog??
My head hurts.
Anyway. Fingers crossed that John and I get to have our belated Valentine celebration tomorrow. Have a great weekend, y’all. 🙂