Correspondence Hall of Shame, 8/17
Happy Friday, everyone, and congratulations to all my fellow Chrosslings. I promised you a whopper of a CHoS, and I am delivering. Enjoy.
Do u butter those buns?
No, I use Smart Beat margarine.
I am a do who is interisted in spanking. Nothig else.
I believe it. Clearly you’re not interisted [sic] in spelling properly. You’re not a do, you’re a don’t.
Sir found your profile quite interesting. It appears W/we share several interests. Particularly, your ability to express your desires.
I’m a well-educated secure professional who has been in the Lifestyle for over 20 years. That experience allows ME to understand MY partner’s needs and desires so that I can fully “explore” and “expand” them.
To find a person that truly understands MY desires is quite rare. In reading your profile, I see someone who possibly shares MY interests and is compatible with MY way of life. Importantly, I see a person who appreciates the wonder of this unique Lifestyle.
Where to begin… 1. Referring to yourself in the third person is pretentious. 2. MY, MY, MY… not too full of yourself, are you? 3. My profile had absolutely nothing in it that was compatible with your “Lifestyle.” Admit it — you were just looking at my ass. 4. You’re boring. Fuck off.
Hi there erica I’m also in so cali and I’m 37 I love spanking naught grls bottoms let’s chat would love to have good sessoin withlets chat I’m strict and know how to give a god spanking
Oh, so tempting to take “god spanking” and run with it. But I don’t want to offend anyone, so this naught grl is going to refrain.
Best for last, as always:
HI, WE HAVE CHATTED BEFORE U R SOOOOOO RIGHT I WANT U TO CUM 4 ME THEN I KNOW I SPANKED YOU AND U LOVED THE SCENE—ITS ABOUT MAKING MY PARTNER HAPPY WITH A RED RED ASS—U IN SUN-DRESS IN PARK WITH ME—THONG PANTIES ON SO I LIFT DRESS TAKE YOUR SANDAL + PADDLE U WHEN JOGGERS RUN BY MMMMMM BET I COULD MAKE U COMMMMM MORE MORE LOVE PUBLIC PLAY WITH BEAUTIFIL WOMAN LIKE YOU MMMM NOW IM HARD—GO GET MY BELT YOUNG LADY–GET IN CORNER AND WAIT 4 YOUR SPANKING—HOLD UP THAT DRESS NOW U BAAAAAD LIL GIRL. MMMMMM LOVE DADDY.
What do I love more having a ration of stupid crap spewed at me, kids? Having that ration spewed in ALL CAPS. Stop shouting, you moron. Actually, stop talking and stop typing while you’re at it. I’m afraid you have “commmmming” confused with vomiting.
Hope I brought you some laughs. Have a great weekend, y’all. 🙂