Correspondence Hall of Shame, 10/19
It’s quite obvious that I missed my spanking session this week. I am in one of those feisty, don’t-@#$%-with-me moods. So what better time than to write up one of these?
This is from a 22-year-old. I am exactly 2 1/2 times his age; scary. I don’t get it! When I was 22, an “older man” was 30.
hey maybe u can show me a thing or two?
Okie dokie — here are a couple of things. 1. the correct way to spell “u” is y-o-u; 2. here’s one of my favorite sweatshirts. It’s got “Beatlefest ’81” printed on it. Which means I have clothing older than you.
i hope you are interested in an online slave for a nice talk or try to force me to do things on cam i never did before
(head to desk) All right, young man. Here’s your first order. Read my fucking profile. You know, all the parts where I talk about being a bottom?
u r abad girl and u must have apunishment
come on baby
Well, u r somewhat correct: I AM abad girl and I do need apunishment. But not from amoron.
And really, would it be a CHoS without the requisite age reference?
Honey, if I came to live with you, the rest of our lives would be very brief indeed. Trust me on this one.
And while we’re on the topic of idiocy — some of you may be watching me engage on FetLife, on one of the most disgusting threads ever. Let me make something clear. I fully realize that some people fetishize body odors. I am not judging that fetish. You want to smell my underarms, you enjoy a woman’s sexual scent? Fine! But I draw the line at being OTK and having a man announce that I smell like cheese. I would: 1) shower for the next three hours; and 2) kick his nose so far into the back of his head, he’d never smell anything again.
Switching gears to end on a pleasing note: Today (if the notification on Facebook is accurate) is Pink’s birthday! Happy birthday, honey! 🙂
Have a great weekend, y’all.