Look out, kids. I am in a MOOD. People have been annoying me left and right and sideways this week. So I thought I’d do a combination CHoS and rant, just to blow off some steam.
I would love to come over and whoop your ass. I’m local.
Well, good for you. Don’t forget to paste the L on your forehead so I’ll recognize you if I run into you at the local dry cleaner.
No CHoS is complete without one of these…
there’s no way your 55…you are in amazing shape
(sigh) Yes, way. It’s called diet and exercise. I realize your only form of the latter is with your right hand, so this may be a foreign concept.
I am a ass and tit man, love spanking and suking. But.. like you have someone for sex, so I just enjoy the BDSM part of this culture.
So if ya would like to try my style, lets talk..
Who the hell is Ki? I’ll pass on your style, hon. It suks.
you are right spanking and whipping a women is a reward onto it self
Yup. Especially when a men does it him self.
A couple of nights ago, I got a comment on one of my FetLife photos that was so inane and offensive, I deleted it in disgust without saving it. But the gist of it was this:
You look just like my flat-chested girlfriend from 20 years ago, ‘cept with tits.
WTF?? This doesn’t happen very often, but I have absolutely no comeback for this; that’s how flabbergasted I am. What does one say to this? What is going through a man’s mind when he writes crap like this?
Now we come to the rant portion. On FetLife, I’ve grown used to the same damn topics being posted again and again — this time, it was the age-old controversy about paying for spanking. For the first couple of pages, the conversation was actually civil and pleasant. But of course, some moron had to toss in the “pro spanking is prostitution” pipe bomb. And things rapidly deteriorated from there.
I stayed out of it for a long time. Then the flamethrower came back (after being appropriately shot down) and said he was going to pray for all our souls when it came to judgment day, and may God have mercy on us.
That’s when I lost it.
As I said on FL, I don’t know what’s more offensive — seeing my friends judged and likened to prostitutes (not that there’s anything wrong with prostitution either, dammit!), or having some proselytizing pinhead praying for us. We don’t want your freaking prayers, buddy. Save them for yourself; you need them more than we do.
Take a peek at how he writes:
i will make this last post then im leaving it alone im not judgeing any one but to call you all hipocrites isnts judgeing any one it is stating truth you all passed judgement on me before any of you got to know me as a person in person so there for you all have sinned so have i but im not the one that cast the first stone im not the one that was rude disrespectfull close minded cruel or baligurant first so there for for those that have cast that first stone on me even though you sinned punishment from god will be worse and thats why i said i pray for al your souls that god will have mercy on you all nad that he will forgive all your sins i was trying to be nice and respectfull but none of you can do it in return and show a little bit of compassion you all are acting like imature children you all need to grow up !! and as far as spankings being a sexual act and payhing for it makes it a crime alone with prostituation period !!
Well, you know, I couldn’t stand it anymore. This is what I commented:
To our personal judge, I have a suggestion. In your next life (because I’m sure you believe you’ll have one), spend a little less time in church and a little more time in school. Because you are a @#$%ing ignoramus.
Arrggh. I fear for our future, I really do. There are way too many stupid, clueless people. This week, I was proofreading a job in which Tourette’s syndrome was referred to as “turrets syndrome.” (slamming head to desk)
And speaking of proofreading, I got a message from a former co-worker this week on LinkedIn. He said he had a possible job for me, with regular and consistent work, and I should call him if interested. Wow! Just what I’ve been seeking! So I called him Wednesday and we talked for about a half-hour, and I felt the air go out of my sails.
For one thing, it was in-house work, and every day. I don’t want to go back to an office. He openly stated that it was a very dysfunctional and disorganized company — swell! However, on the plus side, they were well established (been around for 35 years), very large (500 employees) and paid very well. However… the company was Doc Johnson Enterprises.
Yeah. Sex toys.
I am not a prude. But I really don’t want to sit around proofreading copy about dildos, butt plugs and lubes all day. And yes, while regular part-time work is my dream (to supplement the clients who are just periodic), I just can’t see myself doing this. I worked with this guy 20 years ago, and I don’t have fond memories of it. Just hearing him talk about this current company, gossiping and saying stuff about this supervisor and that manager, brought all the unpleasant crap about office work back fresh into my mind. I don’t want to go back there. I need the money, but I need my sanity too. He also told me that they’d want me to be a copywriter as well, writing packaging copy. “You could do it, I know you could,” he said. “It’s easy. I could do it.” Then you do it, I thought. It would be bad enough to read that crap; I don’t want to write it.
It was flattering in a way — he is their art director, and when they started talking about hiring a proofreader, he said I was the first one he thought of, because I’m the best proofreader he knows. OK, that’s nice. But I’m still going to tell him sorry, but no.
So that has me out of sorts as well. Really had my hopes up.
And everyone is talking nonstop about BBW goddammit!!!!! (sob)
All right, enough. One good thing happened; I posted a couple of mini-videos of Mr. D and myself on FetLife, and… we made it onto the Kinky & Popular page!! I know it’s just a stupid popularity contest, but I was annoyed that I never made it onto that damn page and had included that in my spanko bucket list. Now I can cross it off. 🙂 By the way, I tried to post the same videos on here, but kept getting error messages.
I’m going to take my baligurant self to John’s and try to relax. Have a great weekend, y’all.