Erica Scott: Life, Love and Spanking

Ruminations, opinionated observations, darkly humorous blathering and the occasional rant from an outspoken spanko and unapologetic attention wh–, um, hog.

Colorful afflictions

So, as we established yesterday, poor Steve is suffering from conjunctivitis, AKA pinkeye. He is on antibiotic eye-drops 4x daily and should improve soon.

Meanwhile, I am suffering from TooDamnWhite-itis!! AKA WASP syndrome (White And Sulky Posterior).




Characterized by sickly pallor, attention deficit, feverish longings and cranky demeanor.

Sadly, while others have offered medication, only Steve has the proper antidote. So I must wait for relief next Monday.

Attempts at distraction will be much appreciated!

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24 thoughts on “Colorful afflictions

  1. Try alphabetizing your pantry. That might take a while and kill some time. πŸ™‚

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  2. G — (snort) Granted, I'm a bit OCD. But not to that extent! πŸ™‚

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  3. Oh Erica, I hope you get to feeling better soon!

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  4. Just let me know if I might be of any long-distance use, Erica. At our service! πŸ˜‰

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  5. Anonymous — your concern is greatly appreciated. I will be fine in time, not to worry. :-)MrJ — sadly, long distance doesn't cut it, but thank you for the thought! πŸ™‚

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  6. 'Antidote'? Surely it's palliative at best.

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  7. I guess I was a bit too subtle in my above post and forgot to sign my nick. Let me try this again…Ahem…Oh Erica, I hope you get to feeling better soon!!! Bazing, I don't care! Alright, alright….Double Bazinga, I do! – Sweet Sammie πŸ˜€

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  8. Lancisto — picky, picky. ;-)Sammie — LOL! I might have known!

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  9. Poor Erica. I know how you fell although it's not Steve I need. πŸ™‚ The opposite antidote would do just fine for me. Mitch

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  10. ummmmmmmmmmmmm, feel. I hope you did not "fell." :)Mitch

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  11. Erica.,I feel your pain. Sigh.Hug,Joey

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  12. You will be happier when you are like a steam engine. Having a tender behind.John

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  13. Mitch — nope, I didn't fell. πŸ™‚ Thank goodness, I haven't quite reached that stage of life yet.joey — but, but… I'm NOT feeling pain. That's the problem! ;-)John — oy vey…

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  14. There is one way to get a little pain in your butt, but not of the sort you usually go for………Lay down on your front in a tiny bikini on a sunny day without using any protection on your butt.

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  15. Beanpole — whew! You scared me for a second. I thought you were going to suggest something hideous like ginger. πŸ˜‰

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  16. It won't help with the tan, but we're in for a heat wave so I think that means the beginning of fro-yo season! Let's finally get our swirl on :)xo,SC

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  17. Best wishes to Steve, I hope he gets well very soon! And I hope that you and John are going to have a wonderful weekend together. I am sure that Monday will come very quickly then. πŸ™‚

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  18. SC — YES!! :-DKaelah — busy weekend planned for John and me; should be fun (hot, though — breaking 100!). And yes, Monday will be fun too. πŸ™‚

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  19. Ouch this hurts worse then any spanking or paddling….I know what you are encountering, no real solution, sorry!AlwaysRon

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  20. Ron — s'OK. Relief is in sight.

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  21. Hi Erica — I hope Steve get's better VERY soon 😦 You need to eat some chocolate that will make you feel a little better :-)Before you know it Steve will be there to spank your bum fire engine red LOL. Much Love and hug's from naughty girl Jade

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  22. Jade — chocolate is always a good idea. πŸ™‚

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  23. I wish I had that solution to that too! Very frustrating. Maybe try to think about how nice next week's visit will be. I'm sure he'll more than make up for the delay.

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  24. Lea — I guess this is when some people self-spank, huh? I just can't. But yes, I am anticipating that Monday will be delicious.

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