Hi-ho, hi-ho, it’s off to hell we go
Happy Friday, kids. This is sorta off-topic, but funny. One of my friends posted it on Facebook, of all places, and I shared it there, so I thought I might as well do so here too.
Apparently, pretty much anything and everything is a sign of demonic possession these days, according to the fundies.
I didn’t even know what roughly a third of this sh*t is. I had to Google Freemasonry, Rosicrucianism, and Backmasking. The latter is playing records backward (the old-fashioned LPs) to hear hidden messages. Damn. I remember my brother and his pals playing Beatles records backwards in the 1960s. I guess they were all in need of an exorcist.
I suppose I can see where they’re coming from with some of these, like Wicca and Voodoo. Church of Satan pretty much spells it out. But come on… Vegetarianism? The Devil eats tofu! And WTF is Remote Viewing, anyway?
Yoga? Really? And what’s wrong with Earth Worship? What are we supposed to worship, Uranus?
Halloween is demonic? Why stop there? Why not claim Christmas is evil, too? After all, Santa is an anagram for Satan.
OK, I already knew the Twilight films were evil. Or maybe they’re just @#$%ing stupid.
Here’s what’s interesting to me: Nowhere on this list is anything that can be connected to kink. One would think at least Sadomasochism would be included. So, all those people who tell us we’re going to hell for being spankos and BDSMers? NYAHHHH!
Another fun tidbit I read recently — we’re not supposed to say “LOL” anymore, either. Why? Isn’t it an initialism for the fun and innocent “Laughing Out Loud”? Nay! It stands for “Lucifer Our Lord”!
My head hurts. All the real evil being perpetrated out there in the world, and these morons are worried about people reading a freaking comic book or playing a game of D&D. Scary, really. But I won’t go any further with that.
According to this list, I’m a pretty good girl. I’ve never been to a rave, I couldn’t care less about Harry Potter or Lord of the Rings, and I don’t read palms, I just feel them. I’m scared to death of fire, so I’m certainly not going to walk in it. I haven’t smoked “marihuana” since I was 24, so the statute of limitations on my possession has run out.
But alas, I have been known to engage in fornication. (sigh) Fine, bring on Father Karras. My head may be spinning around, but at least there’s a big ol’ smile on my face. 🙂
Have a great weekend, y’all.