Oh, the horror
You will not believe what Steve made me do today.
OK, maybe you will. That [heavily censored] made me sing!!
So, remember last week, when I posted my Beatles song parody? (For those who missed it, it’s here.) You know, he gets busy and doesn’t read my blog for days. Figures he read that one! This morning when he showed up, he had the lyrics I’d written printed out on a sheet of paper, which he gleefully handed to me and said I was going to sing for him. On video.
Oh, good Christ.
“I can’t sing!” I protested. “Noooo! You can’t make me torture everyone with my horrible voice!”
Apparently, he begged to differ. He added that we’d have to enhance the video with the implements I mention in the lyrics (strap, cane, paddle). Damn, that man is evil.
OK, OK, I’m a good sport. I figured all right, fine, bring it on.
At the last minute, he decided to switch out the Lexan paddle for the wooden one. Whatever.
So, without any further ado, here is our MTV (My Top Video) production. And if you think my singing sucks, take it up with Steve. He made me do it.
We have too much fun, don’t we? 😀
In the continuing root canal saga, I went for my second appointment today, which was supposed to be the final one. But then, mid procedure, my @#$%ing crown popped off. It didn’t break, fortunately, so he was able to cement it back on. But he had to stop what he was doing. So now I have to go back yet again next week so he can finish. UGH. Oh, well. At least I already paid for it, so that pain is over with!
I just wish my bottom hurt worse than my tooth, and not the other way around. (sigh)