Correspondence Hall of Shame, 12/13
Ah, it’s a Friday the 13th edition. Frankly, I’d much rather have black cats crossing my path than these brainless boobs.
Oh, that’s easy. 1. Learn how to spell “ecstasy”; 2. Don’t send a dick pic to someone who has specifically requested “no dick pics”; and 3. Go fuck yourself.
A while back, Hermione showcased some of the ridiculous spam messages we get. You know, the ones that chat with us in a familiar vein, and then encourage us to visit their site? I got one that was so inane, I had to share it:
I found a sea shell and gave it to my 4 year old daughter and said
“You can hear the ocean if you put this to your ear.”
She placed the shell to her ear and screamed. There was a hermit crab inside and it pinched her ear.
She never wants to go back! LoL I know this is entirely off topic but I had to tell someone! Visit my blog at… etc.
Ummmm… OK. Had to tell someone, huh? What a sad life you lead if the only person with whom you could share this folksy little tale is a complete stranger with a kinky blog. 🙂
I’ll just bet you produced it. Ewwww. I’ll stick with my St. Ives body lotion, thanks.
Of course, no CHoS is complete without one of these:
How are you still so hot at your age?? Is that a terrible question?
I’ll answer your second question: Yes. And I have my own question: How are you still so clueless at your age??
This same guy also commented on one of my videos with Steve:
Sorry, I could do it better. Damn! I am so arrogant.
Why, yes. Yes, you are. 🙂 And no. No, you couldn’t. Not in a million years.
And finally — I posted about this one on FetLife, since I received it there, but it bears repeating here as well: