Christmas carol parody, 2013
Sorry to have been MIA this week. The stomach bug pretty much curtailed everything for a few days. But I am feeling much better physically, appetite has returned, back to the gym, etc.
And of course, I couldn’t forget about my annual holiday parody. For those new to this blog, you can read last year’s parody here, and 2011’s parody here.
This time, I’ve chosen that old winter standard, Let It Snow. Here is the song, plus the real lyrics:
And here is my version: A lovely couple get together for a cozy evening during the holidays, but she starts acting up. What’s a toppy man to do?
Oh, her attitude has been frightful
But her bottom’s so delightful
And since she’s making such a row
Spank her now! Spank her now! Spank her now!
Oh, she doesn’t show signs of stopping
And her bratting has you hopping
So pull her panties way down low
Make her glow! Make her glow! Make her glow!
When she kicks and puts up a fight
She will yell till she drowns out the storm
But if you really spank her right
All through the night she’ll be warm!
Her sassing is slowly dying
And in your arms, she’s crying
So tell her you love her so
Let her know, let her know, let her know!
She’d been asking for it all night
How you hated to bare her behind
But a spanking makes things all right
After it’s done, please be kind!
Now her words are no longer hateful
And for this, you both are grateful
So dry her tears and kiss her nose
Hold her close! Hold her close! Hold her close!
I hope you enjoyed that. And for an added bonus, I have a photo for your viewing pleasure. Warning: It is rude. I wasn’t going to post it at all, but then today, Hermione posted a Friday Fail of tacky holiday photos. I noticed that one of her selections (the second from the top) was sort of similar to my photo, but not with a rude word. I mentioned my photo in my comment to her, and she encouraged me to go ahead, post it. So, there you have it. Hermione made me do it. 😀
In other news — I cross-posted my PSA to FetLife at the same time as I blogged it here. The reaction blew me away — wave after wave of comments and “Loves,” and people sharing their own horror stories and additional tips for how to stay safe. As of this writing, the post has 1,423 Loves and 338 comments.
Steve came over on Wednesday, but of course I was too sick to play. We gave each other much-needed hugs, though. I am hoping to see him on Tuesday, Christmas Eve, for some holiday spanking play.
So, you know that annual
drunken bacchanal Christmas party John’s sister and brother-in-law didn’t have last year? Guess what? It’s baaaaack! (Joy to the World.) Trying to put a positive spin on it; I guess it will be good for both John and me to get out of the house and join some festivities, since we’ve both been sick and miserable. Oh, please. Who am I kidding — it’s going to suck. But I’ll get through it. I may have to escape to the bathroom and text a friend, but I’ll make it.
Have a great weekend, y’all.