I Meme What I Say
Slow news day. Slow news weekend, too. Because I’m bored, I thought I’d tackle the latest meme that’s been floating around.
The phone rings. Who do you want it to be?
Wrong number. I hate the phone. OK, OK, John or Steve.
When shopping at the grocery store, do you return your cart?
I do indeed, every time.
In a social setting, are you more of a talker or a listener?
I’m both; depends on who I’m with and how comfortable I am.
Do you take compliments well?
Better than I used to.
Are you an active person?
As in physically? Yeah, I do the gym thing. As long as I don’t have to actually go outside.
If abandoned alone in the wilderness, do you survive?
Not for five seconds. I am a complete wimp. First I’d plop down in the middle of the wilderness and cry. Then I’d probably eat something poisonous and croak.
Did you ever go to camp as a kid?
My mother used to make me go to get me out of the house. I hated it. Passionately.
What was your favorite game/s as a kid?
I loved all kinds of board games. And my Etch-a-Sketch.
A sexy person is pursuing you, but you know that he/she is married, would you?
Would I what?
Are you judgmental?
Would love to say no, but yeah, I am sometimes.
Do you like to pursue or be pursued?
Be pursued (as long as it’s fun pursuit and not some stalker-y pursuit).
Use three words to describe yourself.
Cranky without attention.
If you had to choose, would you rather be deaf or blind?
I can’t choose. Yeah, I know, it says if I had to. Well, I can’t, dammit. They both suck too badly.
Are you continuing your education?
Do you know how to shoot a gun?
I do not. I’d probably drop it and shoot myself in the foot.
How often do you read books?
Do you think more about the past, present or future?
Used to be past, but now it’s more future. I have to remind myself to stay in the present.
What is your favorite children’s book?
The Phantom Tollbooth.
Where is your ideal house located?
Anywhere there are no barking dogs, kids, party throwers or TV/music blasters. Yes, I like things quiet.
Boxers, briefs, thongs, panties or grannies?
Boyshorts and cheekies, and the occasional thong. I would not be caught dead in granny panties.
Last person you talked to?
Have you ever taken pictures in a photo booth?
Long ago, yes.
What are your keys on your key chain for?
Apartment, outside door in apt. building, mailbox, laundry room locker, John’s house.
Where was the furthest place you traveled today?
From here to the gym.
Where is your current pain?
In my nose. The air has been so damn dry here for so long, the insides of my nostrils are cracked. I know, TMI!
Do you like mustard?
Love it. But not the spicy stuff.
Do you prefer to sleep or eat?
Sleep. I can go longer without food than I can without sleep.
Do you look like your mom or dad?
How long does it take you in the shower?
Five minutes for a shower; about 15 for a hair wash/leg shave.
What movie do you want to see right now?
What did you do for New Year’s?
We got take-out from Whole Foods, watched a movie, and then had champagne and kisses at midnight.
What was the cause of your last accident?
Wouldn’t call it an accident; I have a bruise on my shin from where I clunked it on Steve’s Harley.
Exciting stuff, I know. Should have something a lot more fun next post!