Validation for spankos!
So, kids. Every day, it seems they (whoever they are) discover something new that’s going to kill us. One day it’s coffee. Then it’s eggs. Then it’s fats. Then it’s carbs. Then it’s…
That’s right. According to the Washington Post, too much sitting can cause all sorts of ailments and organ damage, and even kill you. Read all about it here.
I swear, someday they’re going to say that breathing is bad for you. (Oh, wait. It already is, if you’re around smokers.) But I digress.
My point is — spankos, we have never been more pertinent! If sitting is such an evil, then it should be avoided at all costs, no? And what better way to avoid it than to make it impossible to sit?
We’ve always known that spanking is good for our psyches. But now it’s good for our health, too. Spanked so hard that it hurts to sit down? Excellent! Don’t just grab a pillow for your sorry butt; get off of it! Do you want to die? Of course not!
So, spankers, rejoice in the fact that you’re helping your bottoms maintain their good health. And spankees, never again complain that you can’t sit comfortably! You’re not supposed to be sitting — it will kill you!
How ironic that I’m writing this while sitting around waiting for Steve, who is late as usual. :-Þ