Erica Scott: Life, Love and Spanking

Ruminations, opinionated observations, darkly humorous blathering and the occasional rant from an outspoken spanko and unapologetic attention wh–, um, hog.

Must. Go. To. Gym.

It is President’s Day morning and the freaking gym is going to be packed because it’s a holiday. But I can’t let that deter me. I must endure the long waits at the machines and the fucktards who sit on said machines and text.

Because considering the two boxes of See’s chocolate that John gave me, plus the fettuccine and the German chocolate cake I indulged in over the weekend, my target is going to be substantially larger for the upcoming party if I don’t blow off some calories.

I think I’ve figured out why Kim’s behind is so… noticeable. What should have been her brain is crammed in there as well.

Hope everyone had a lovely Valentine’s Day weekend. Tomorrow I get to play; today I have to pay. Come on, Erica. Move it.

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11 thoughts on “Must. Go. To. Gym.

  1. Bobbie Jo on said:

    Hahaha! Love it! Love it! Right on!


  2. Bobbie Jo — you will be pleased to know I had a thorough workout AND I got a pedicure AND I finished a work project. I am feeling quite accomplished. πŸ™‚


  3. sixofthebest on said:

    Erica, are you RED with ENVY about KIM'S BOTTOM, in that red skirt. It sure packs a 'wallop', if you know what I mean. Your HEINIE must have grown also this weekend, with that ITALIAN PASTA, and GERMAN CHOCOLATE CAKE, and CANDY that you indulged in. XXX Luv ya.


  4. Six — there is absolutely nothing I envy about Kim Kardashian, body or otherwise. πŸ™‚


  5. Surely her brain occupies no more space than a walnut, wherever it is… πŸ˜‰


  6. Al — good point. OK, I don't know what-all's in there, then. πŸ™‚


  7. Anonymous on said:

    I am a frothing lunatic when fucktards loaf on the gym machines. I've loudly exclaimed “Get the fuck off of them IF you're not USING them to exercise.”

    I'm doing a spanking shoot in a few weeks so each and every calorie I can burn is paramount to my well being and the room between my waist band and my flesh! LOL


  8. Anonymous — this sounds like Kelly! πŸ™‚

    I can't stand it; why bother coming to the gym if you're just going to sit there and scroll? Shut the fucking phone off for an hour!


  9. Hi Erica — So happy for you, that you and John had a nice Valentine's Day weekend πŸ™‚ Everything you ate sounds VERY yummy πŸ™‚ You don't look like the type that could gain weight, You probably can eat whatever you want and still stay VERY thin πŸ™‚ I wish I could stay thin. Much Love and hugs from naughty girl Jade


  10. Jade — I will always be able to gain weight, trust me. Especially now that I'm older. πŸ™‚


  11. Too funny…love it


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