Correspondence Hall of Shame, 4/4
Happy Friday, kids! This time, I have just one entry. But it so boggled my mind, I thought it deserved its own special focus.
Written to me in a private message on FetLife:
I just saw this face photo of yours in fet:
and it reminds me there is a group here called “Women who like guys masturbating to their fetlife photos” and when i saw the photo it just remind me of that group cause that would be a perfect photo for it.
Why am i saying that? cause i just wanted to share with you what came to my mind… hahaha
Don’t worry, i’m not suggestion you to enter that group or offering myself to make a tribute photo or video, just wanted to share what i thought.
thank you for your attention and have a great day.
Really? What am I supposed to say to this? Thank you for sharing?
I’m so glad he clarified that he wasn’t suggestion [sic] that I join that group. Look, I’m not naive. I know a whole lot of photos on FetLife, including mine, are wank fodder for some. But really… my face?? Yeeesh.
It struck me as perversely funny, I guess. I have a gazillion shots of my butt in various forms of undress, shots of me naked, etc., etc. on FetLife. But when I post a G-rated, fully clothed innocent shot of my smiling face, I get a message from some moron saying it’s a great shot for guys to spooge on.
Here’s a tip, guy. You can think whatever your little mind desires. But keep it in your thinking voice. It’s really not necessary to share your thoughts all the time. This was not information that was crucial for my well-being.
And another tip: You seem to be under the impression that you were paying me a compliment. News flash: No. You weren’t.
A tribute photo or video? I really wish I could erase the imagery that conjured up. Complete with MAD magazine sound effects, like “SPLLOOOORRRGGGE!”
Bleah. I just made myself sick. Time to get back to work.
Have a great weekend, y’all. 🙂