I can haz different imagery, pleez?
(Please note: The following is not meant to be a put-down in any way, shape, or form to those who enjoy being “littles.” It’s just that because I am not into that, certain phrases within scene don’t work for me. This is one such example.)
When I am in the throes of post-spanking subspace, I can be rather euphoric, floaty, silly, blissfully happy. Especially if my vibrator made an appearance after the scene. 😀
Last week, Steve grinned at me in all my sexy-spanky spaciness and said, “You’re as giddy as a little girl who just got a lollipop.”
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
“EWW!” I screeched. “Please, no little-girl similes!” This is not what this naked and very much not little woman wanted to hear at that moment.
“Uh, OK,” he fumbled. “You’re as giddy as a Girl Scout who just got all her merit badges.”
Oh, Christ. “That doesn’t work either,” I said. “Older, please!”
“Ummmm…” He thought for a few seconds, then: “OK, how about this — you’re as giddy as a college girl who just got a wink from the captain of the football team!”
(heavy sigh) Marginally better — at least now I was of age!!
FFS, your toppiness, work on that, will ya? 😉 However, I should warn you: If you go to the opposite extreme and say something like “You’re as giddy as a grandma on a double dose of Geritol,” I will punch your lights out.
Erica Scott: Life, Love and Spanking 
How about “you're as giddy as an English teacher whose class got straight A's on a spelling and grammar test”?
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Terri — LOL… well, that's hardly a sexy image, but it IS adult. 🙂
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You're as giddy as a proofreader who just finished a sexy spanking novel with very few edits! 😉
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Uh, no, none of those work for me either, especially the Geritol one.
I Googled “Giddy as a…” and the number one suggestion was “Giddy as a kipper”. Great! Salted herring always turns me on.
Hugs,
Hermione
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How about this one: You're as giddy as the lady who made the NYT best sellers list.
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Once, in a moment of levity, I told my partner that she looked to be “About as happy as a bullfrog in a beetle bin.” Oddly enough that phrase was not a crowd pleaser.
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You're as giddy as a grand young lady.
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Jay — ah, but I like edits! They make me feel useful. 🙂
Hermione — kipper?? Oy vey.
Bobbie Jo — I wish!
Anonymous — yeah, I can kinda see how that wouldn't go over. 🙂
MrJ — but I'm not grand or young. I'm not much of a lady either. 😉
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Not much of a lady?! I think you are a lady. A classy lady.
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Cute! Hey, you just know what you want. 🙂
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You're as giddy as a bottom who wears out her top's hand.
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Bobbie Jo — why thank you. 🙂
Natasha — that I do!
Kelly — hey, that works!!
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I object to the suggestion that these things are up to you to decide, Erica. 😉
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Hi Erica — The Geritol comment you made is so funny LOL 🙂 I agree with Bobbie Jo, that you are a VERY classy lady 🙂 You are BEAUTIFUL as well. You're as giddy as a lady, that has received a big box of Sees chocolates from her boyfriend 🙂 Much Love and hugs from naughty girl Jade
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Jade — now that works too; See's chocolates definitely make me giddy. 🙂
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