Fantasy vs. reality
OK, we all love fantasy. Even pragmatically minded pedants like me enjoy a bit of it now and then. After all, everything we read and watch is some sort of fantasy (unless it’s non-fiction). TV shows from the 1950s presented a fantasy of a perfect family. Romance novels depict attractive people in relationships that always end up happily ever after (as do children’s fairy tales). And spanking stories/videos are about fantasy as well, which is why they’re so popular. Right?
Oh, but… Speaking as a spanko bottom female, I gotta tell you, some of these ideals are tough to live up to. I’ve read a whole lot of stories over the years, and I’ve gleaned a general pattern that many seem to follow. Granted, I eat them up as much as the next person, but sometimes, I have to take a step back and giggle. Because that bar is set awfully high.
According to the M/F spanking story paradigm, here are some general givens:
1. Spanko bottom women always look like this. OK, the hair color varies, but you get the idea. (Took this from Bad Girls Need Good Spanking.)
2. Spanko bottom women are always submissive at heart. Oh, we may start out feisty and combative, but we have this deep-seated need to have a man put us in our place, keep us in line, and make us belong to them.
3. SBW are always multi-orgasmic, right from the start. Oh, and if you are taking a virgin? It’s OK. Maybe she’ll have about two seconds of pain, but she’ll be so turned on by your masterful behavior, it’ll be good for her immediately.
4. Likewise, SBW are highly proficient at oral, instinctively. It’s our submissive natures and desire to please, don’cha know. And we always swallow.
5. SBW will take anything from your huge member to a massive plug up their butts willingly and easily. No lube? No problem! Just use our natural juices. Because, of course, we’re always in a state of gushing wetness. We’ll always love it, too.
6. SBW can take any kind of spanking, any kind of implement, anytime. We’re never tired. We’re never sore. We never use a safeword. Miraculously, we also never get injured.
7. Regarding anal play, we never need any sort of preparation. We’re always open and ready and squeaky clean for you down there, so be as spontaneous about that activity as you like. You’ll never, er, encounter anything.
8. Also, if you’re into putting us in diapers for age-play, no worries. All we ever do is pee.
9. SBW will always encounter dominant men, without even trying.
10. And speaking of those dominant men, they will always be skillful at spanking, will know exactly what they’re doing with implements, and will always know precisely when is enough. They are mind readers, after all. SBW can count on this.
OK, are you done snickering now? Here’s the part you’ll hate me for, the bursting of the fantasy bubble. But ya know, it’s what I do, because I’m kind of a brat that way. So, a dose of reality:
1. Spanko bottom women bleed.
2. Likewise, spanko bottom women gag. SBW poop. SBW can get bloated, cranky, crampy and miserable in any of dozens of ways and not feel like playing every damn minute of every day (and night).
3. SBW have hard limits.
4. SBW don’t necessarily want to have a D/s dynamic. Some of us just enjoy being spanked.
5. Those uber-sexy back-to-front moves and maneuvers a top performs sexually on a SBW may very well give her a not-so-sexy, raging urinary tract infection.
6. Rough, improperly prepared back door play probably won’t result in those screaming orgasms you want. More likely, she’ll end up screaming in pain in the ER with anal fissures.
7. SBW have weight fluctuations, stretch marks, cellulite, moles, and all sorts of other mere mortal things. Oh, and a whole lot of us have (gasp) pubic hair.
8. SBW who have never performed oral sex before will probably not do a very good job of it. Like everything else, it requires practice.
9. Some SBW are actually not anal erotic. (NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!)
10. And finally… SBW over 30 actually exist. (And over 40, and over 50…)
(sigh) Sorry, kids. Reality is not pretty. I guess that’s why we have fantasies, huh? You may now return to yours. 😀