Correspondence Hall of Shame, 1/23
This is my first CHoS of 2015, yes? Many thanks to Jade for putting the above photo on my Facebook page. I found it quite suitable. 🙂
So, am I on your bucket list? Just how old are you, anyway? And really, how do you know you like and enjoy it when you’ve never even met me? My condolences to your imminent demise, by the way.
Pardon me if I don’t thrill to the idea of that. My kitty is finicky and doesn’t want just any dumbass dick residing in it. Please tell me you’ll at least take it out when you have to relieve yourself.
and if we get married I will pay you 500 dollars
This is certainly a new one. So I’m a Christian marriage broker now?? And if I were, honey, I’d charge you a whole hell of a lot more than $500. Why don’t you try talking to your pastor? I’ve heard those collared dudes can be pretty kinky. Oh, and what’s with this “gal” business? Are you the ghost of John Wayne?
And finally — don’t we all just love these? Once again, the illiterate form letter.
(groan) I don’t know where your ways goes, but the ways of this message goes right into the cyber Dumpster.
Isn’t it ironic that he misspells “intelligent”? And I’m not sure what “obdient” is, but if it’s anything like “obedient,” you’ve got the wrong woman, Skippy.
In other news — you’ll all be happy to know that I had my eyes checked yesterday and they are perfectly healthy. I do need to upgrade my glasses prescription, but otherwise, all is well and my profession will live to see another year. So, go ahead and keep masturbating, whenever the mood strikes. It really doesn’t make you go blind. 😉
Have a great weekend, y’all.