Erica Scott: Life, Love and Spanking

Ruminations, opinionated observations, darkly humorous blathering and the occasional rant from an outspoken spanko and unapologetic attention wh–, um, hog.

Things kinky girls say

So my girls Alex and SpankCake joined me for dinner on Wednesday evening, and we chatted and giggled for our usual few hours. You may wonder what we talk about, during these marathons of ours. Well… Let’s just say that on occasion when we’re overheard, it would be really embarrassing if it weren’t for the fact that we’re never going to see these people again. ๐Ÿ™‚

Alex was running a bit late, so SC and I were sitting in the entry area chatting. The week before, for Joe’s birthday, she’d posted a rather hilarious photo for him on FetLife: it was a close-up of her bottom, and a lit birthday candle was poked into the cleft! (No, it wasn’t inserted, you pervs.) On her left cheek, she’d written (in icing, it looked like) “HBD, Joe.” It got quite the reaction, as you can imagine. So, as we were sitting there in this very noisy restaurant, I blurted, “Oh my God, that picture — how did you get that candle in your ass?” And right at that moment, there was a lull in the swirls of conversation… just in time for “candle in your ass” to reverberate around the room. Whoops…

Later at the table, we were discussing the picture of me standing by my closet, holding up the granny pantyhose. I said that Steve had insisted on seeing them, and then SC said, “Did he sniff them??” Aaaand right at that moment, our waiter came to the table. Whoops again…

No worries, though. He was kind of a jerk anyway. Young guy, tall and handsome, with the unlikely name of Chad, clearly doing this until his acting career took off. He kept hovering, waiting for us to pay our check. When SC and I had coffee, he brought the sugar/Sweet n Low container. Then he took it away, and didn’t offer us refills until we asked for them. When he poured mine, I asked if he would please bring the Sweet n Low back. He brought me one packet! Sheesh. Oh, and he called me “ma’am.” Nuts to you, Chad.

I wish I didn’t have to pixellate SC! Here we are:

meAlexGracepixel

Still later, the three of us were talking about the earlier days of spanking videos (the 80s) and Miss Alex referred to them as “the olden days.” I was taking a sip of water and I froze, giving her a look over the top of the glass. She laughed and said it was the toppiest look she’d ever seen on my face.

Cut to the day after, when she tweeted about the look I’d shot at her. I tweeted back that when people make comments about “the olden days,” my deeply buried inner top comes to the surface! Next thing I knew, Paul was tweeting something like, “Well, MY inner top isn’t buried at all.” I reckon he didn’t take kindly to the olden days comment either, as was evidenced by some photos that Alex posted shortly thereafter, of him taking her to task. ๐Ÿ˜€ ย I’m posting the first one, because I think it’s adorable, and the look on Alex’s face is so damn cute I can hardly stand it:

AlexPaul

Geeez, I love these people. โ™ฅ

Crappy service aside, dinner was delicious, and we split a chocolate soufflรฉ with Haagen Dazs vanilla ice cream and chocolate sauce on top afterward. (Hey, it was small, and when you share stuff, the calories are lessened. Right?)

Here’s to lots more girls’ nights out with kinky chat!

On another topic, I have been bummed because ever since my move to WordPress, my readership has plunged. My new URL isn’t showing up on search engines, and even though I’ve posted reminders all over the place and I put up the “I HAVE MOVED” notice on the old blog, people just aren’t coming to the new one. Someone suggested something called a “redirect,” which is a techie thing that I have no idea how to do, so I asked my friend Jesse if he knew how to do this — I said I’d be happy to pay for him to do so. However, it seemed like a simple thing for him and he went ahead and did it. Now, when people go to my blog’s Blogger version, the screen stays on it for a few seconds, and then it automatically bounces to the WordPress version! Pretty cool, huh? Folks, if you ever have any tech needs with your blogs or websites, I can heartily recommend this man — he’s very nice and great to deal with, always answering questions promptly and thoroughly. I have his OK to post his email here: jsmith@resonatingmedia.com ย Oh, and just another reminder to fellow bloggers — if you haven’t updated your blog roll link to my site, please take a minute and do so — thanks!

Have a great weekend, y’all.

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21 thoughts on “Things kinky girls say

  1. Anonymous on said:

    If I were your waiter I would have been the opposite kind of annoying — hovering. “More coffee? More coffee? Another dessert?”

    ๐Ÿ˜‰

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  2. Young people nowadays lack a proper sense of history. Good for you to point that out. ๐Ÿ˜‰
    Cl;early, you gals run the risk of consequences for such indecencies – but I hope that this water too will be taken care of by some one.

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    • MrJ — those who don’t study history are doomed to get spanked for it. Isn’t that how the expression goes? ๐Ÿ™‚

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      • Anonymous on said:

        Yes.
        I am actually pretty sure that this goes back to neolithic times, that arrived around 5000 BC from the Meditterranean at the British Islands. Some claim even earlier roots.

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  3. Lol, your response and Paul’s response to Alex were great! ๐Ÿ™‚

    I noticed my readership dropped drastically (both in blogger and WordPress) and I am still updating in both locations!

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    • Jay — ugh! What is that about?? I hate this — come on, people, come back and read us. We’re not talking to ourselves here!

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      • Yes.
        I am actually pretty sure that this goes back to neolithic times, that arrived around 5000 BC from the Meditterranean at the British Islands. Some claim even earlier roots.

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  4. A.E. Mouse on said:

    So, all it would take is one comment like the 80’s being the olden times and your inner top surfaces?

    Sounds like Erica 2.0

    Anon E. Mouse

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  5. That photo is adorable (and so’s the selfie!) and y’all are hilarious! I definitely need to find my own girl troupe of spankos to traumatise the public with ๐Ÿ˜‰

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  6. Michael in Texas on said:

    About the readership counts, that would make me wonder if there was something wrong with the counts, either before or after. Did Blogger somehow overcount; were they counting the same session more than once? Does WordPress somehow undercount? Was someone or something automatically logging onto your Blogger blog that doesn’t do so here? (I know there are spiders or something, but surely not enough of them to make such a big difference, and besides, they should be able to find this blog as well as they did the old one.)

    It seems darned unlikely that a large percentage of actual people who actually were reading the other blog failed to make the move. But I can’t imagine the alternate explanation.

    As for the olden days, here’s something to make us all feel even older. Was it even video in the 1980s? In Boogie Nights, the change from 8mm to video took place in 1980 (from what I can tell in the Wikipedia plot summary), but I looked up a page of information on Nu-West’s Debbie, and she started for them in 1980, and the first half of her output was 8mm with no sound (or, at least, if there was sound it didn’t survive the later transfer to video). So some part of the 80s may be so olden that video wasn’t even video yet.

    Michael in Texas (who’s older than you are, so I can say this stuff)

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  7. SpankCake on said:

    I often think about moving closer to work, but I can’t stand the idea of being any further from my girls! Miss you guys, always!!

    xo,
    SC

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  8. Bobbie Jo on said:

    Ok. My comment above was supposed to be here. LOL As I said, this reminds me of the time I said Fetlife instead of Facebook in church. Oops!

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  9. Hi Erica — You are all so funny LOL ๐Ÿ™‚ I would love to hang out,with you all and talk about spanking and other stuff, It would be so much fun.Too bad I live so far away ๐Ÿ˜ฆ I Love your pic it’s so cute ๐Ÿ™‚ The pic of Alex and Paul is ADORABLE ๐Ÿ™‚ Much Love and hugs from naughty girl Jade/ Emily Jean

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  10. Gary on said:

    I would definitely sniff the pantyhose. I can’t help myself.

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  11. Gary — whatever floats your boat, y’know? ๐Ÿ™‚

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