Things kinky girls say

So my girls Alex and SpankCake joined me for dinner on Wednesday evening, and we chatted and giggled for our usual few hours. You may wonder what we talk about, during these marathons of ours. Well… Let’s just say that on occasion when we’re overheard, it would be really embarrassing if it weren’t for the fact that we’re never going to see these people again. 🙂

Alex was running a bit late, so SC and I were sitting in the entry area chatting. The week before, for Joe’s birthday, she’d posted a rather hilarious photo for him on FetLife: it was a close-up of her bottom, and a lit birthday candle was poked into the cleft! (No, it wasn’t inserted, you pervs.) On her left cheek, she’d written (in icing, it looked like) “HBD, Joe.” It got quite the reaction, as you can imagine. So, as we were sitting there in this very noisy restaurant, I blurted, “Oh my God, that picture — how did you get that candle in your ass?” And right at that moment, there was a lull in the swirls of conversation… just in time for “candle in your ass” to reverberate around the room. Whoops…

Later at the table, we were discussing the picture of me standing by my closet, holding up the granny pantyhose. I said that Steve had insisted on seeing them, and then SC said, “Did he sniff them??” Aaaand right at that moment, our waiter came to the table. Whoops again…

No worries, though. He was kind of a jerk anyway. Young guy, tall and handsome, with the unlikely name of Chad, clearly doing this until his acting career took off. He kept hovering, waiting for us to pay our check. When SC and I had coffee, he brought the sugar/Sweet n Low container. Then he took it away, and didn’t offer us refills until we asked for them. When he poured mine, I asked if he would please bring the Sweet n Low back. He brought me one packet! Sheesh. Oh, and he called me “ma’am.” Nuts to you, Chad.

I wish I didn’t have to pixellate SC! Here we are:

Still later, the three of us were talking about the earlier days of spanking videos (the 80s) and Miss Alex referred to them as “the olden days.” I was taking a sip of water and I froze, giving her a look over the top of the glass. She laughed and said it was the toppiest look she’d ever seen on my face.

Cut to the day after, when she tweeted about the look I’d shot at her. I tweeted back that when people make comments about “the olden days,” my deeply buried inner top comes to the surface! Next thing I knew, Paul was tweeting something like, “Well, MY inner top isn’t buried at all.” I reckon he didn’t take kindly to the olden days comment either, as was evidenced by some photos that Alex posted shortly thereafter, of him taking her to task. 😀  I’m posting the first one, because I think it’s adorable, and the look on Alex’s face is so damn cute I can hardly stand it:

Geeez, I love these people. ♥

Crappy service aside, dinner was delicious, and we split a chocolate soufflé with Haagen Dazs vanilla ice cream and chocolate sauce on top afterward. (Hey, it was small, and when you share stuff, the calories are lessened. Right?)

Here’s to lots more girls’ nights out with kinky chat!

On another topic, I have been bummed because ever since my move to WordPress, my readership has plunged. My new URL isn’t showing up on search engines, and even though I’ve posted reminders all over the place and I put up the “I HAVE MOVED” notice on the old blog, people just aren’t coming to the new one. Someone suggested something called a “redirect,” which is a techie thing that I have no idea how to do, so I asked my friend Jesse if he knew how to do this — I said I’d be happy to pay for him to do so. However, it seemed like a simple thing for him and he went ahead and did it. Now, when people go to my blog’s Blogger version, the screen stays on it for a few seconds, and then it automatically bounces to the WordPress version! Pretty cool, huh? Folks, if you ever have any tech needs with your blogs or websites, I can heartily recommend this man — he’s very nice and great to deal with, always answering questions promptly and thoroughly. I have his OK to post his email here: jsmith@resonatingmedia.com  Oh, and just another reminder to fellow bloggers — if you haven’t updated your blog roll link to my site, please take a minute and do so — thanks!

Have a great weekend, y’all.

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