Fun with search phrases
I realize I am sorta copying Bonnie’s “Keyword Chaos” feature, but I’ve had an unusually weird batch of search phrases (stuff people type into their browser that takes them to my blog), and just had to share.
erica scoot spanking
People, please. My last name is Scott, not Snuffelupagus. It’s a simple, one-syllable name. There really is no excuse to misspell it.
spank my bottom mcaned
Mcaned? Is that getting caned at McDonald’s? “I’ll take a McCaning with a side of McTawse, please. And don’t forget the McAftercare.”
older women spanked on Tumblr
Yeah, I’ve got two words for that one, and the second one is “you.”
slave erica ready
Ready for what? Ready to punch you in the nose if you ever use the words “slave” and “Erica” in the same sentence again?
And finally, the ultimate head-scratcher:
spanked like snotty
What the hell does this mean? And how did it bring anyone to my blog?
“Hey, so she, like, got spanked really hard, and she cried, and she’s, like, all snotty?”
The mind reels.
On a serious note: The outpouring of kindness and support on my last entry was truly amazing. Thank you all so much. And see, commenting is easy! 😀
No, really. I appreciate it all, more than you know. ♥