Fun with search phrases
I realize I am sorta copying Bonnie’s “Keyword Chaos” feature, but I’ve had an unusually weird batch of search phrases (stuff people type into their browser that takes them to my blog), and just had to share.
erica scoot spanking
People, please. My last name is Scott, not Snuffelupagus. It’s a simple, one-syllable name. There really is no excuse to misspell it.
spank my bottom mcaned
Mcaned? Is that getting caned at McDonald’s? “I’ll take a McCaning with a side of McTawse, please. And don’t forget the McAftercare.”
older women spanked on Tumblr
Yeah, I’ve got two words for that one, and the second one is “you.”
slave erica ready
Ready for what? Ready to punch you in the nose if you ever use the words “slave” and “Erica” in the same sentence again?
And finally, the ultimate head-scratcher:
spanked like snotty
Um… WHA??
What the hell does this mean? And how did it bring anyone to my blog?
“Hey, so she, like, got spanked really hard, and she cried, and she’s, like, all snotty?”
The mind reels.
On a serious note: The outpouring of kindness and support on my last entry was truly amazing. Thank you all so much. And see, commenting is easy! 😀
No, really. I appreciate it all, more than you know. ♥
Hi Erica ♡ OMG LOL you are too funny 🙂 I can’t stop laughing especially about the Mcaned,Mctawse and Mcaftercare HAHAHAHAHA actually everything was hilarious 🙂 Thank you for the laugh,you made my day.I am going to the hospital for a recheck tomorrow morning to see if my ulcer is gone in my stomach.I will have a IV and sleepy meds cause I will be having a endoscopy.Hope all goes well.I am a pro at having a IV, I must of had hundreds by now and thousands of blood draws LOL 😉 Much Love and hugs always from naughty girl Jade ♡ ☆ ☆ / Emily Jean
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“older women spanked on Tumblr … Yeah, I’ve got two words for that one, and the second one is “you.” ”
ummmm, lemme guess. “Love you?” You are so sweet, Erica. 🙂
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Jade — glad you liked it.
Mitch — (snort) Try again… 🙂
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Erica, I like those spanking phrases. How about “I like taking down your McPanties, McKnickers, or McBlooners. to spank your McAss.
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I am sooo hapy I can truthfully claim that I found you through some blogroll. 😉
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Six — ha!
MrJ — probably Bonnie’s.
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I laughed out loud – twice – as I read the “spanked like snotty; what the hell does that mean?” entry. Then I had to cover what I was reading since my 86 yr. old mother is here visiting.
BTW, regarding your last blog post, I was glad to see that you now feel free to post what you want, enjoy what you enjoy, and have the weight of trying to live up to others’ expectations lifted from you. Yay.
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Pam — I’m workin’ on it. 🙂
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Hey Erica, that must be one of the advantages of WordPress. I can’t see any Google search terms at all. They are “unavailable” courtesy of the Google protection team.
Hugs,
Hermione
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Hermione — what, exactly, is Google “protecting” us from? (eye roll)
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Erica, you are the best with words that I’ve ever met. Especially when you are correcting me. Most especially when those words are written on your wonderful bottom. Your loving Top.
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Steve — (happy dance) Look who finally learned how to WordPress comment! 😉
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Erica, I am laughing so hard I can hardly post this! These are just as good as CHoS! Love it!
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Bobbie Jo — crazy stuff, huh? 😀
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Thanks! not only for this entry but for the whole blog.
I’d be sad like snotty if you stopped
Anon E. Mouse
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Mouse — ha! thank you. 🙂
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“Snotty” to a computer using a fuzzy matching algorithm is very similar to “Scott”. Try typing “Snott” into your phone and see what text is predicted.
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Anonymous — huh! Interesting. I learned something.
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