Sacrilege + a rant

(warning: blasphemy ahead. If that sort of thing offends you, please do stop here!)

I think I’ve already told y’all by now that Steve likes to take my panties home with him. No, he doesn’t wear them. But as for what he does do with them, well, that’s its own fetish. 🙂 I don’t think I’ve ever been with any man, in any capacity, who loves my underwear as much as he does.

Sometimes when he’s leaving, he’ll look down the hall to see if anyone is there, then do something like put them on his head, or drape them over his shoulder. “I’m going to walk out to my car like this,” he announces.

“You are not,” I hiss. “I have to live here!”

So last Wednesday, even though we were both too busy for our usual session, he did manage to drop by unexpectedly for a quickie spanking, which was much needed by both of us. And when he was heading out the door, he stepped into the hall and started dancing around like an idiot, twirling my panties on his finger.

“Steve, for Christ’s sake!” I snapped, trying to grab them away from him.

He pulled them out of reach, then glanced at the doorway of my across-the-hall neighbor. “Speaking of Christ…”

Yeah. She has a cross nailed on her front door. And Steve started going toward it, acting like he was going to hang my underwear on it.

“NOOOOOO! Will you cut that out??”

Steve just shrugged and grinned at me, then pointed to the cross. “Hey, maybe He wants to smell them too!”

“Get out of here!!”

I swear, that man is a sick fuck. But I kinda like him anyway. 😀

Oh, and in a rather neatly executed Christ segue, may I rant now?

It seems that Starbucks has come out with their holiday cups this year. In the past, they’ve been decorated with snowflakes, reindeer, other Christmas-y stuff, plus “Merry Christmas.” This year, they went minimalist. No pictures or writing, but the cup is two shades of red (cherry and a deeper cranberry) and the logo is green. Still Christmas colors, right? All good, right?

Wrong.

There are Christians out there saying they’re going to boycott Starbucks, because SB is participating in “the war on Christmas” by making their holiday cups so plain. In other words… yup. “Starbucks hates Jesus.”

I’m not making this up, y’all. This is real. You can read all about it here.

Are you @#$%ing kidding me??? People are actually making a stink about a freaking coffee cup?? Hello; it’s a COFFEE CUP. It’s made of paper. You drink your beverage, and then you throw it away. Who CARES?

And it’s red and green; that’s Christmas! WTF do these people want? Santa and all eight of his reindeer dancing up one side of the cup, and a full depiction of the manger and all its critters down the other side? Do the baristas need to be trained in how to incorporate Jesus’s head into the latte foam? Perhaps some new drinks and snacks, like Mary Magdalene Macchiato and Cocoa Crèche-pies?

Here’s a good idea, Starbucks boycotters. Take all that money you save not buying those ridiculously overpriced coffee drinks, and donate it to people who have real problems; you know, like they don’t have food and water, let alone their damned plates and cups aren’t Christmas-y enough. And STFU while you’re at it.

Argh. It’s only November 9. I’m not going to last for another two months. Although this little item I just ordered might help.

Rant over. Back to work.

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