Erica Scott: Life, Love and Spanking

Ruminations, opinionated observations, darkly humorous blathering and the occasional rant from an outspoken spanko and unapologetic attention wh–, um, hog.

Christmas carol parody, 2015

OK, kids. It’s time for some laughs. The country has gone nuts. Today I had to go to the dentist and got caught in terrible traffic because of a possible bomb scare in the area. Then when I finally got there, I found out I need another root canal. And I’m depressed as @#$% over a blog that wrote up my video with Triple A and referred to me as “mature” five separate times (and spelled my name wrong to boot). I need something funny. How about you?

For those who are new to my blog, I do this every year — write a spanking parody of a Christmas carol. For example, here is last year’s offering:

Do You Hear What I Hear?

This year, I’m keeping it basic — I wrote a parody of “Jingle Bells.” I don’t need to post a link to that song; everyone knows it. So without further ado, I present, to the tune of “Jingle Bells,” “Elves Gone Bad.” Sing along!

Oh, and…

grumpycatxmas

Elves Gone Bad

Bottoms pink
Paddles stink
Santa’s full of crap!
Oh, what fun it is to lie
Across Kris Kringle’s lap, hey!

Pants are down
Bad elves frown
Stockings full of coal!
But oh, what fun it is to wreak
Some havoc at North Pole!

Dashing through the house
Coming in the open door
Presents tossed about
Cookies on the floor!

Eggnog on the walls
What a mess they’ve made
Fun will end when Santa sees
Just how they’ve disobeyed!

Oh, elves gone bad
Santa’s mad
Time for OTK!
Oh, what fun it is to brat
Until you have to pay, hey!

Elves gone bad,
Santa’s mad
Gonna spank them all!
Reddened elves will rub themselves
As they go deck the hall!

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24 thoughts on “Christmas carol parody, 2015

  1. Coming in the open door. .. I love how your material is never remotely suggestive my lady xoxo Merry Spankmas xoxo

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  2. That was a success! Tom and I both had a good laugh…of course, he had me sing it… 😛

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  3. I haven’t read you in a while and I’m so glad to be back. You’re are so funny, interesting, and authentic. Thanks for the laughs!

    -Quai

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  4. I love it!!

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  5. Anon E. Mouse on said:

    An absolute classic! I sang it 3 times and yes, off key and off time every time.

    Sorry about the root canal, that is never good news. Try substituting hottie for mature and the review will read much better. That’s how those of with taste and refinement see you any way!

    Hang in there, January’s coming.

    Anon E. Mouse

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  6. LOL!
    Please let us know when the CD is out! 😉

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  7. CarolBeth on said:

    Erica, I will never listen to Jingle Bells in quite the same manner. Your posts always brighten my day.

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  8. Had a good laugh. Thanks. You are so good at these Erica.

    Love,
    Ronnie
    xx

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  9. Anonymous on said:

    It looks like the Germans understand what has unfortunately become the modern spirit of Christmas. Take a look at this.

    http://tinyurl.com/lptgzqv

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  10. Ronnie — thanks! 🙂 I have fun with them.

    Anonymous — when you said “unfortunately,” I thought I was going to see something cynical or unpleasant. Hardly… I LOVED this! It put the biggest smile on my face. Thank you for sharing it.

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  11. Anonymous on said:

    Is it that time again jingle bells .. SAVE ME .. Sleigh bells ring .HERE RING THIS ..
    Fa La La La La .. MY ASS ! THE PAIN ….. BAH HUMSHIT!

    Guess Who

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  12. Ok, your song was a hoot. And everyone knows that you’re immature, Erica. 😛 I am sorry you’re having a rough time, though, and I hope we can have a blast when we get together soon. I miss you so much and love you tons and tons. ❤

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  13. anonymous on said:

    I’ve never had the “pleasure” of a root canal. Hopefully I never will.
    I see it if the person can’t take the time to properly spell your name-the bothersome comment is less relevant.
    IMMATURITY FOREVER!!! 🙂

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