Oh, John…
I think John is feeling better. He’s up to his old mischief.
On Saturday, we were at a two-level strip mall near his house, where we like to eat lunch. There are several shops on the top level, and then to go to the bottom level, you can walk down a narrow corridor/alley between Whole Foods (or Whole Paycheck, as my cousin calls it) and a bookstore.
We had walked down to WF after lunch, and were on our way back up the alleyway. I was slightly ahead of John (side note: it’s so nice to see him walking up this thing without puffing and panting like he used to), and he was in goofy mode, so I was pretending to distance myself from him. Next thing I knew, his hand was on the waistband of my leggings, and… yank. Lightning fast, before I could struggle or stop him, he’d pulled my leggings and underwear down to expose my butt. Screeching, I ran away from him, up the hill, yanking my clothes back into place. (There was no one behind us; I checked. As did he, I’m sure. But still!)
At the top, he was laughing his head off while I pretend-yelled at him. “What the hell is wrong with you?” “Your whole butt was showing!” he chortled. “You damn fool,” I sputtered.
And then, of course, there was this conversation:
“You really shouldn’t expose yourself in public like that.”
“I didn’t! You did it!”
“I didn’t expose myself!”
“No, you exposed me!!”
“Oh, that’s crazy talk. I don’t know what you’re talking about.”
“You’re an idiot.”
The man is incorrigible. And I love him so, so much. I’m glad he’s back… hope he stays for a long time. β₯
Sounds like someone has a spanking coming Wednesday for public Indecency ! lolololololololol
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It was fun to see you so happy and John feeling up to being so goofy! Like a breath of fresh air. And you know Steve will be using your “public nudity” as justification to spank that bottom of yours next time he sees you! Happy Monday, dear friend.
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Welcome back to , ahem, normal life!
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D — could be.
Pam — thanks, sweetie. π
MrJ — such as it is!
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Hi Erica
It must be great to have John back even if it means putting up with his goofy ways. All you need now is for Steve to have more regular time off and you will be in spanko heaven.
Downunder Don
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Oh that’s awesome!!!made me laugh.
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Don — I’m very happy to put up with his goofy side. π
KB — he is quite the devil.
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Remember when you were so very stressed? The days you thought you could not go on?
From adversity comes strength.
This is your reward!
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Poppa — I hope that’s the case. My half-empty glass thought processes always think the good times are a lull before the next storm of stress and insanity. (sigh)
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Oh gosh, I totally just had a good laugh! Glad John is feeling good enough to be up to his old mischief, but sorry it had to be at your expense.
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Jay — thing is, pretty much everything John says/does is at my expense! Ask anyone. π
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Hi Erica β‘ I am so happy that John is back to his old self that’s wonderful π I can’t stop laughing LOL He is too funny π I would of Loved seeing that in person it’s so hilarious. I agree with everyone that Steve will spank you for it, even though it wasn’t your fault LMAO π Much Love and hugs always from naughty girl Jade β‘ xxxxxx / Emily Jean βββββ
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Jade — tops are unfair that way. π
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Great News! Give him a high five from me.
Sounds like he was the perfect anti-depressant foe a certain blogger.
Take again as needed!
Anon E. Mouse
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Mouse — who, me? π
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Erica, so glad to hear John is up to being goofy! Love reading ALL your posts, but especially when you sound so happy.
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CarolBeth — oh, you’re sweet. Thank you. π
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