Erica Scott: Life, Love and Spanking

Ruminations, opinionated observations, darkly humorous blathering and the occasional rant from an outspoken spanko and unapologetic attention wh–, um, hog.

A few more search phrases

wtf

Yeah, that’s my reaction too, when I see some of these wild and weird phrases that somehow lead people to my blog.

erica scott naked

Ah, so you want that, do you? Hmm. Come to think of it, in all these years of shooting, I’ve appeared on video fully naked only one time, and that was eight years ago. I wouldn’t hold your breath waiting for it to happen again.

how much do spanking models get paid

Oh, fortunes. We all have secret stashes in Swiss bank accounts and we could buy Donald Trump. (eye roll) But seriously… really, it depends on what you’re doing and for whom you’re shooting. And any more than that is none of your beeswax. :-Þ

OK, those two at least made some sense. Now…

older clothed unclothed women nude blogs

First of all, make up your mind: you want clothed or unclothed? Second, what’s with people wanting to see me nude all of a sudden? And third, older? Fuck you.

spanko 70

Huh??? Is this another age crack? I am nowhere near 70, dammit.

And finally:

dead or alive spanking

Ewwwwww! Who’d want to spank a dead person? OK, I know about necrophilia, but that’s taking it too far. Spanking a zombie wouldn’t work either — one swat and you’d have a semi-rotting ass flying across the room. It’s disgusting. Don’t do it.

Now that I’ve thoroughly grossed you out, have a great weekend, y’all. 😀

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7 thoughts on “A few more search phrases

  1. Just wondering: hiow efficient are these search strategies in finding you=

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  2. Haha too funny!!

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  3. Jadelyn Mathias on said:

    Hi Erica ♡ OMG you are too funny especially about the zombie HAHAHAHAHA LOL 😉 Thanks for the laugh I needed it. Much Love and hugs always from naughty girl Jade / Emily Jean xxxxx ♡

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  4. baxter on said:

    very funny.

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  5. MrJ — honestly, I have no idea.

    KB — right?

    Jade — you’re welcome.

    Baxter — glad you liked it.

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  6. Erica, you are as rich as Rockefeller, Trump, or Bloomberg, because your blog is worth a MILLION BUCKS to me. XXX Luv ya

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  7. Six — oh dear, I wish! 😀

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