Today on Twitter, #AshWednesday is trending. Naturally, I misread this and wished everyone a happy #AssWednesday.
One of my followers then said that it’s not a proper wish unless a photo is attached. Really? OK. Let it not be said that I’m uncooperative.
So, once again, happy #AssWednesday, y’all.
What, wrong ass? OK, OK, let me try again.
Still not right?? Good grief, you people are picky.
Come on, that was close. He’s certainly married to the biggest ass in existence.
All right then… for real, this time. Happy #AssWednesday!
Yes, this is an older picture — check out that monitor! (What monitor?) But I figured it still works. 🙂
Uh huh. I’mma going to hell.