Erica Scott: Life, Love and Spanking

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OT: ♪ My Fishy Valentine…♫

I guess if you don’t like fish, you’ll think this is gross. But I loved it. John and I were shopping at Whole Foods today and went to the fresh fish department to get some salmon.

Apparently someone behind that counter had extra time on their hands, and really loves Valentine’s Day.

Check it out: My heart is filled with scallops…


Heart-shaped salmon patties and crab cakes! (By the way, those flecks of weird colors in the salmon patties are jalapeno peppers and Cheddar cheese. Um, no. Do not do this to my salmon, ever. Blech.)


A kiss and a hug, courtesy of tiger shrimp and Dungeness crab:


And my favorite — Kissin’ fishies and heart-shaped trout.


And no, John didn’t give me fish for Valentine’s Day. Just See’s Candy and roses. But I thought his gifts had a whole lot of sole. 🙂

Hope y’all had a happy heart day.

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12 thoughts on “OT: ♪ My Fishy Valentine…♫

  1. That IS a great way of advertising – it would have made me give her fish for Valemtine.


  2. MrJ — I wouldn’t advise it. 🙂


  3. Hi Erica – Too funny! Despite my dark personality, I loved these. People having fun at work and making customers smile – what a novel idea!

    Yest, I am still glad to hear you had a great valentines day with See’s & roses!



  4. Enzo — I know, right? It really made me smile!


  5. Jadelyn Mathias on said:

    Hi Erica ♡ Those pics are really neat and very creative 🙂 I am happy that you and John had a Lovely Valentines Day ♡ I Love Chocky that’s how us British say chocolate 😉 I am also Scottish and Italian 🙂 I bet your roses are beautiful ♡ John always gets you the most pretty ones. Much Love and hugs from naughty girl Jade/ Emily Jean xxxxxxx ♡


  6. Jade — well, they were pretty. He gave them to me early, so they’re gone now. But the candy will last a while. 🙂


  7. anonymous on said:

    The kissing fishies are ADORABLE!


  8. A. — aren’t they? Funny, I posted that one pic on FB, and got the comment “Ew, fish are gross.” Well, all right then…


  9. Erica. I have always enjoyed novelty art works. And those food dishes was in my humble opinion beautiful displays of Picasso, Rembrandt, and Matisse combined. My compliments to the Chef. I was wondering if they could do this with gefilte fish?


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