Erica Scott: Life, Love and Spanking

Ruminations, opinionated observations, darkly humorous blathering and the occasional rant from an outspoken spanko and unapologetic attention wh–, um, hog.

“I will not…”

I don’t write lines. I never will write lines. My mother made me write lines when I was a kid, and that’s one of my many hard limits in this scene of ours. But if I were to do so, here’s what I would write 100 times:

I will not engage with fucktards on Facebook.

I know better than this. Truly, I do. Without going into all the sordid details, today on FB, a friend posted an article about a loony-tune teacher in a certain location I will not mention, and I commented that I never wanted to go there. Then some idiot chimes in out of left field: “Good cause your [sic] not welcome.”

Aaaand I was off. I engaged. Granted, he was much worse, calling me a bitch three times. But I did ridicule his crappy spelling (grammEr, anyone?) and call him stupid. 😀

I apologized to my friend for the flame war on her post. Meanwhile, the jerk-off got in the last insult and then blocked me. Coward.

Why do I bother with this?? I know I can’t fix stupid. Why why why do I let stupid people suck me in and pull me down onto their slimy level? Arggghh.

Have I mentioned lately that I need a @#$%ing good spanking?? I am out of control, kids. Less than a week, and I’ll have all I can handle and then some. And I can forget about all the morons for a while.

Meanwhile, here’s what I wish I had posted to that idiot before he jumped ship:


And he can go sit on himself.

Have a great weekend, y’all. 😉

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12 thoughts on ““I will not…”

  1. anonymous on said:

    I am one of those people who REFUSES to allow idiot posters get away with unjustified comments directed at me. On a FB quiz I once posted my “dream career” was actor. Some bitch had the nerve to make a “how passe” comment afterwards. It just so happened I saw the immediate notification and after I read it, I singled her out and asked WHO her comments was meant for. She immediately deleted it. I have a FIERCE need to defend myself-always have and always will. 🙂


  2. A. — I know you are! 😀 But you also know, as I do, it’s a waste of time and energy, arguing with fools. Yet we both do it. Guess we both need discipline, huh?


  3. What’s that line that went around a few weeks ago? Oh yeah, “arguing with idiots is like playing chess with a pigeon. They’ll just shit on the board and strut aroound like they won anyway.”

    Can’t imagine why I thought of that 🙂


  4. Bob — hey, I like that. 🙂


  5. Repeat after me: “Just say NO to Facebook and Fetlife etc.”


  6. Mike — ah, but they have their moments. I do love Scrabble. 🙂


  7. my sister and others keep saying I should activate a FB account. While it would be nice to see pictures of my great nephews and nieces, I might be drawn into these flame wars as well and what a waste of time they would be. i do agree Erica that you deserve a well spanked bottom and probably most people on FB should be s panked as well. A former employee of mine went on a FB rant about how some store she shopped at screwed her and truth of the matter was she screwed herself and that person has always deserved a well spanked bottom.

    So I will not be drawn in by the FB crowd.



  8. Baxter — I hate to throw the baby out with the bathwater — there are parts of FB I enjoy. It’s my own fault for reacting to idiots. (hanging head in shame)


  9. I have a FB but I only use it to mostly silently keep up with friends as I haven’t talked to most of them in forever. I would probably use it more, but my mom tends to use my FB to keep up with her side of the family which is why I tend to avoid saying much on it.

    I could use a good spanking, too. I’m way too stressed out, anxious, etc.. I hate that I’ve slipped right back into lurking only…haven’t published a post in forever. I just don’t feel up to it right now. I’m sorry I haven’t commented in a while – I do still read and enjoy your posts…I am still here just not very vocal at the moment.


  10. CarolBeth on said:

    Erica, you are a riot! Why someone would want to mess with you is beyond the realm of reason.

    Can’t wait to read about your upcoming spank-a-thon. It is well-deserved!


  11. I love your last post. I’m copying it, stealing it, sending it to friends, and using it.




  12. Jay — I’m sorry you’re down. 😦 I know how everything feels so difficult when we’re in that state. You are still welcome to vent via email should you want to.

    CarolBeth — why indeed? 😉

    Mark — my pleasure.


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