Erica Scott: Life, Love and Spanking

Ruminations, opinionated observations, darkly humorous blathering and the occasional rant from an outspoken spanko and unapologetic attention wh–, um, hog.

Friday odds and ends

Who’s ready for the weekend? How about some inane search word phrases to propel you into it?

little emily spanked and naked around town

Who the hell is little emily, why is she running around town naked, and, most important, what does this have to do with me?

erica qcoot

OK, that’s not even close. And leave my coot out of this.

spanking pepper oily bottom

Ew. Don’t be putting pepper and oil on my bottom. It’s not a freaking salad.

gay jewish spanking

I think you may be a little farmischt — try J-Date, perhaps?

And finally…

Spanking is woderful

Why yes, it is. But you might want to do something about that cold.


In other news… this week in the Chiropractor Chronicles (who came up with that name? I forget. It’s brilliant), he had me in some sort of pretzel position trying to get something or another to shift, and I instinctively tensed up before relaxing and letting him do his thing. I can’t help it. It’s what I do. “You need to learn how not to be in charge for two minutes,” he said. “Look who’s talking,” I snapped back. “Touché!” he laughed. Later, when he said “Lay on your right side,” I couldn’t help saying, “Lie.” “OK, Ms. Editor. Pardon me while I dig my thumb in a little harder.” Oh, yes, please, hurt me.

I do have a legitimate concern that’s been hamster-wheeling about in my fevered little brain lately. There’s no denying that I’ve got some sort of weird soft-tissue thing going on in my left cheek/hip/hamstring. I’ve been massaging and stretching and icing, and it’s not affecting my workouts or my day-to-day activities, but it’s tedious. It’s annoying. It may be arthritis — I’m certainly at the age where that could be so. X-rays show nothing, so perhaps an MRI might, but getting one of those from my HMO is a major ordeal. Bottom line (pun not intended) — I can live with this, but I can’t help wondering — does it have anything to do with basically getting my butt pounded for the past 20 years? And is it something I should tell a doctor? I know they’re professionals, they’ve heard it all… but good grief, how embarrassing! And then what — they’d probably tell me that perhaps I should stop doing that, and that’s not about to happen. Meh. Ageing blows! 😦

It’s something to consider, though. What does happen to ageing spanko bottoms? Do we get some sort of syndrome back there akin to what boxers get after years of beatings? Good thing our brains aren’t in our backsides. (Although a lot of people do have their heads up their asses, so… never mind.)

On that cheery note, I’m back to work. Have a great weekend, y’all.

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14 thoughts on “Friday odds and ends

  1. Craig Aych on said:

    Yes, perhaps after years of spankings you’ll get some sort of brain injury, just like boxers do. 😉


  2. I’m sorry to hear about the soft tissue problem. It’s funny, I have something similar going on with my left hip / buttock area and I haven’t been spanked since I was a kid.

    I’ve been trying to be more mindful of how I’m sitting and do more stretching at odd times. Let us know if you find any answers to what you’re dealing with.


  3. Craig — I’m not sure I appreciate the implication there! :-Þ

    Quai — my chiro has me doing self massage by rolling over a tennis ball, and then icing. Sounds weird, but it does seem to help a bit.

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  4. Anonymous on said:

    little emily spanked and naked around town

    I don’t know little Emily either but I bet she’ll quickly become something of a sensation.

    Anon E. Mouse


  5. Mouse — ya think?


  6. Great picture. hat chiropractor seems to have a well-developed intuition.


  7. Simon on said:

    I’ve been getting spanked and caned etc for over 35 years and I have a similar problem but mine has been diagnosed as arthritis. That doesn’t mean that it wasn’t caused by the punishment but I think it’s unlikely.


  8. Erica, you are absolutely right. One has to take care of all one’s ‘ASS’its. And yes your’s is worth a MILLION bucks to you. If you know what I mean. So please listen to your medical advisers about that voluptuous bare bottom of yours. XXX Luv ya.


  9. Jadelyn Mathias on said:

    Hi Erica ♡ Those search phrases were so bloody funny HAHAHAHAHA LOL ♡ I Love what your pic says Lol. So sorry about the soft tissue problem, hope it can be remedied. Wishing you and John a Lovely weekend ♡ Much Love and hugs always from naughty girl Jade / Emily Jean xxxxx ♡


  10. MrJ — doesn’t he though?

    Simon — interesting. I can’t help but wonder if that didn’t hasten the process, but I don’t know who to ask!

    Six — not to worry. I’m fine. Just have to be a little more cautious these days.

    Jade — it’s all part of the glorious thing called ageing.


  11. anonymous on said:

    Maybe you could do a general search on Fetlife for a group of medical professionals who may or may not be visible but could provide some input about the “injury”. Maybe you need a home work chair replacement.
    I know my left quad, “groin” area locks up during a traditional work week. And this is most certainly due to me sitting in an “ergonomically correct” mesh material POS which has NO upper/mid back support whatsoever. I was on vacation for a week and that loosened considerably.


  12. A. — when and if I go back on FL, that’s something to think about. I do have a really good home office chair, fortunately.


  13. bklynny0856 on said:

    I’m not laughing at you in that beautiful photo.


  14. Bklyn — thank you. 🙂


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