Correspondence Hall of Shame, 9/30
Closing out the month with a few treats from the idiot gallery.
hi u like being momy
Me no momy. U like being moron?
very lovely spankable ass do you squirt while getting spanked goddess loe to meet you
I think if you were spanking me, loe and behold, I just might squirt something out of my mouth.
Playing with my ass with toys and I will blow the biggest load. Want to watch
Sure. About as much as I want to binge-watch The Walking Dead. (Those of you who know how utterly disgusting I find rotting zombies will know I’m being sarcastic here.)
I am an Itlaian dominant looking for submissive women. tie up, spakn, obbediennce down my knees. I want spank your ass.
I love Italian. I think it is the most beautiful of the romance languages. But you, sir, are a stronzo. Va via.
And how about some fun search phrases to round out our Friday? The first two definitely belong in the “Huh???” category:
oocities please spank tears
lover boy 34 thebetxxx com
adult spanking cane
That’s right. Canes are for adults. Good for you.
what is a padded spank
I’ll bite, what is it? How the hell should I know?
And finally, my favorite:
naked stories shared by people
I’m so glad they clarified that. I was thinking they might be shared by hedgehogs.
This is a good day for a cynical post. I’m so tired and disgusted over what’s going on around me, I could croak. I’m about ready to go into a padded room and watch nothing but animal videos and old movies for the next month. Must. Stay. Sane. (deep breaths)
Have a great weekend, y’all.