Correspondence Hall of Shame, 9/30
Closing out the month with a few treats from the idiot gallery.
hi u like being momy
Me no momy. U like being moron?
very lovely spankable ass do you squirt while getting spanked goddess loe to meet you
I think if you were spanking me, loe and behold, I just might squirt something out of my mouth.
Playing with my ass with toys and I will blow the biggest load. Want to watch
Sure. About as much as I want to binge-watch The Walking Dead. (Those of you who know how utterly disgusting I find rotting zombies will know I’m being sarcastic here.)
I am an Itlaian dominant looking for submissive women. tie up, spakn, obbediennce down my knees. I want spank your ass.
I love Italian. I think it is the most beautiful of the romance languages. But you, sir, are a stronzo. Va via.
And how about some fun search phrases to round out our Friday? The first two definitely belong in the “Huh???” category:
oocities please spank tears
lover boy 34 thebetxxx com
Any guesses?
adult spanking cane
That’s right. Canes are for adults. Good for you.
what is a padded spank
I’ll bite, what is it? How the hell should I know?
And finally, my favorite:
naked stories shared by people
I’m so glad they clarified that. I was thinking they might be shared by hedgehogs.
This is a good day for a cynical post. I’m so tired and disgusted over what’s going on around me, I could croak. I’m about ready to go into a padded room and watch nothing but animal videos and old movies for the next month. Must. Stay. Sane. (deep breaths)
Have a great weekend, y’all.
Erica Scott: Life, Love and Spanking 
omfg i love you.
i realize that i neglected to wish you a happy birthday….i need adult cane or a padded spank for that!
tasha
ps. my favorite so far is tbe guy who wanted to purchase poo. at least he offered to pay for it, unlike the slobbering multitude who wants me to send them various articles of my clothing…for free of course, including shipping.
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tasha — he wanted to buy THAT?? Ew!
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I alway look forward to your post like this. I am like you hate zombies and love old movies,
Bob
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Bob — zombies are gross!! I wish I could comprehend the fascination with them.
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Somehow I always knew you were not a rotting zombies kind of girl. Always look on the bright side of life. At least Hill won the debate.
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Chibob — please. A four-year-old could have won THAT debate. Considering they were up against a three-year-old. 😉
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They have about 34 collective IQ points among themselves! 🙂
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Anonymous — my CHoS contributors, you mean? I think 34 is too generous!
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LOL!!!
I also recommend watching an episode or 3 of 30 Rock. Guaranteed to make you belly laugh a time or 3! 🙂
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Anonymous — yes! Tina Fey is one of my heroes.
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Great post!
Enjoy your time in the padded room.
Anon E. Mouse
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LOL.
Enjoy old movies. I’m sure there are plenty that make you tick.
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I’ve never been able to sit through The Walking Dead either…as to the others, well, just gag, block or whatever.
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Mouse — I’ve been in and out of there most of my life!
MrJ — absolutely, lots of them.
Double Z — yes, I’ve been doing a fair amount of that.
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As soon as you post one of these stupid search items, you instantly become the number one search result for that item on Google. Probably forever.
I think that’s funny.
Mark
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Mark — really? Well, I guess there’s a certain irony to that…
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The padded room is where you get your padded spank, of course. Though I think you should look into whatever “spakn” is — it might be interesting.
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Ariel — I know, right? Sheesh, it’s a five-letter simple word. Is it that hard to get the letters in the right order?
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