Erica Scott: Life, Love and Spanking

Ruminations, opinionated observations, darkly humorous blathering and the occasional rant from an outspoken spanko and unapologetic attention wh–, um, hog.

Vote for me?

So yesterday, as I was trundling along on the treadmill, my mind wandered as it is wont to do, and I had what I consider a brilliant brainchild.

Consider the following:

  • I am one kinky, nasty woman;
  • I speak my mind often and tell it like it is, even though some people would prefer that I STFU;
  • I know zippity squat about how to run a country, but clearly, that doesn’t matter; and
  • I tweet a whole lot (going on 20K now)

I should run for president in 2020!! Not just the first woman, but the first kinky president! Hey, if we can have a PeePee President, why not a Spanko President?

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Imagine the possibilities for slogans!

  • Embrace your inner safe, sane and consensual sadomasochist, America! Spanking pain is temporary; nuclear vaporization is forever!
  • Healthcare that everyoneย can count on, permanently — no one will piss it away!
  • Erica Scott’s promises are as solid as a frat paddle — with no (loop)holes!
  • Erica Scott will stand with you — since she can’t sit!
  • You can’t have America without Erica!
  • Red is the New Orange!
  • Erica Scott: Make America Black & Blue Again! #MABBA

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Of course, John would be the First… what? We’re not married, so already, I’m breaking tradition. But so what? We’ve been together for over 20 years; that’s longer than a lot of marriages. (Just ask the upcoming Commander in Cheat.) So, I guess John could be First Switch, Top of your Bottom in Chief. And then there’s my cabinet — oh, so many boxer briefs and panties to fill. But I think I’d start with Paul Kennedy as Spanker of the House, and make Alex Reynolds Secretary of the Posterior. Perhaps Michael Masterson should head up the Lap of Justice Department.

My White House pet would be a giant white dog (she’d have to be white, so I could name her — what else? — Snowflake, and any breed would work except sheepdog). I would train my faithful companion to always hide (or bury) wooden implements. She’d never bite anyone, but she’d growl menacingly whenever she sees someone anything orange.

One of my first acts would be to declare the non-consensual grabbing of pussies to be a capital offense. (Just to be clear, I’m talking about real non-consent, not our type of “oh, please don’t… don’t… don’t stop” consensual non-consent.) And ladies? From now on, no one will be able to get up into your business — unless you want them to, of course!

Tolerant, respectful people — of all nationalities and colors, all religions (or none), all genders (whether born or chosen), all orientations, all sizes and shapes, all ages and income levels — will be treated in turn with tolerance and respect. Those of us who choose not to follow the tried and true societal dictates will not be shamed, but welcomed. None of this bullying/prejudice/discrimination shit on my watch! This is America, not AmeriKKKa. (And yes, your leader will be spanked often for her shameless word play.)

I would redesign the Oval Office, of course. My office would need corners. All staffers would be armed with guns — squirt guns.ย And corporal punishment would replace capital punishment (but only for vanilla offenders, since kinky offenders would like it way too damn much).

What do you think, readers? Can you add any ideas? Would you vote for me? Come on, I couldn’t possibly be any worse than what’s coming. You’ve got nothing to lose but your inhibitions — and possibly your underwear. ๐Ÿ˜€

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18 thoughts on “Vote for me?

  1. 0thistle0 on said:

    in case you need a badass for 1) SECDEF, 2) Attorney General, or 3) CIA Chief, im your girl!

    Tasha

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  2. You got my vote!!!!
    This was just what I needed tonight!

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  3. Anonymous on said:

    Great idea! Stranger things have…well, nevermind.

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  4. Jadelyn Mathias on said:

    Hiya Erica โค ๐Ÿ’– โ˜บ Of course I would vote for you, I like how you would run things it’s so awesome and fun. I would vote for you for president a billion times. So John would be one of the Spankers? Can your Top Steve be one of the spankers as well? Miss Chris should be a spanker as well? I miss you and Love you so much xoxoxoxo Hugsssss from Naughty girl Jade / Emily Jean ๐Ÿ’Ÿ๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ˜˜

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  5. Hell yes, I’d vote for you! Thank you! I laughed my way through your entire post! (hugs)

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  6. Anonymous on said:

    I’m BEHIND you all the way!

    Anon E. Mouse

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  7. Jade — glad you enjoyed it.

    Jay — thank YOU. Hugs back!

    Mouse — HA! Of course you are.

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  8. Bobbie Jo on said:

    Hahaha! Funny. How about Joe for Health and Human services or AG? Of course ,there needs to be a new cabinet post: Office of Disciplinary Actions. I know one person who would be good for that one! We could have fun with this, eh?

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  9. Do it. I’ll vote for you.

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  10. LOL!

    Sometimes red, other times blue? Vote Erica!

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  11. Anonymous on said:

    Excellent proposal. You could also take liberties to have annual spanking parties there commemorating each year’s Inaugural anniversary. ๐Ÿ™‚

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