Erica Scott: Life, Love and Spanking

Ruminations, opinionated observations, darkly humorous blathering and the occasional rant from an outspoken spanko and unapologetic attention wh–, um, hog.

Correspondence Hall of Shame, 8/2

Been a loooooong time since I posted one of these! Ever since I reactivated on Alt.com, the icky, stupid, inappropriate messages have resumed. Of course, I also recently met D on there, so that goes a long way in making up for all the crap. Regardless, it still boggles my mind sometimes, the things some men write to me. So today, I’m sharing a couple.

This first guy wrote me a total of twelve times over fifteen days. I never answered, but his messages kept arriving. They were as follows:

i dont think there is ANYTHING more sexy than a womans sweet red ass ,,,,omg ,,,,,,then rub it ,,,,mmmmmmmmmmmmm
4/10/2019 11:02 am

too bad i am so far away ,,,,,i would love to chat with you and spank your sweet ass red ,,,in those sexy purple panties ,,,,,omg
4/10/2019 11:33 am

well hello sweet sweet ass ,,,mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
4/14/2019 4:47 pm

well hello there sweet ass
4/15/2019 9:04 am

love your purple panties ,,,,,nice round RED ass ,,,,,mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm,,,,,,,,would love to rub it and kiss it tenderly
4/15/2019 9:19 am

damn i wish i was closer to you ,,,i would give almost anything to spank and rub that sweet sweet ass,,,,,mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
4/17/2019 9:01 am

hello there sweet thing ,,,care to chat ???
4/17/2019 2:44 pm

hello there ,,,,would you like to chat ???
4/18/2019 9:59 am

well hello there ,,,,can we chat ???
4/24/2019 11:01 am

sure would love rubbing and spanking that sweet ass and taking off those wet purple panties
4/24/2019 11:19 am

well hello there sweet thing
4/25/2019 2:31 pm

would love to spank you in those sexy purple panties ,,,,,mmmmmmmmmmm
4/25/2019 3:42 pm

Twelve messages. Count them; twelve. Are you kidding me? Who does this?? And WTF is this — “,,,,,,,,”? After reading all this nonsense, I think “mmmmmmmmmmmm” stands for “mmmmigraine.”

This next guy (mercifully) sent only one message. But it was a piece of work.

ths master isready to own o young black woman as pretty as yourself, to use as I see fit, and she will obey me , getting spanked ocassionally, but I slave I can love and always BE BY MY SIDE, wearing a collar., I am very clean, warm caring but always incontrol,, always trusting, texting would be better to chat more private and direct your name? trust mewith your cell
master Xxxxxx love giving spankings its turn on for me and with butt plug in your ass,,
pull those panties down have you bend over put lub on your hole then insert butt plug promise you will enjoy it your name?

As always, I promise this is absolutely real. The only thing I changed was x-ing out his name. Ummm… “young black woman”? Well, he got one out of three right. (eye roll) Your name? he asks twice. Uhhhh… my name is right there in my user name, stupid. Well, in case there’s anyone out there who can’t figure out where I’m going with this, allow me to be explicit. I am no slave, I don’t wear collars, I’m not putting your “lub” anywhere, and if you try to insert anything in my ass, I will insert my foot into your sinuses. Capisce?

Oh, and he attached a picture. Of his face, amazingly. But after getting a look at that face, I think I would have rather received a dick pic. 😛

(sigh) Nice to know some things never change, right? Oh, and can you tell that the spankings from the past couple of weeks have faded into the background and I’m cranky again?

Have a great weekend, y’all.

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13 thoughts on “Correspondence Hall of Shame, 8/2

  1. Anonymous on said:

    Time to see D again.

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  2. JFC, good reminder that I truly hope to never have to date again in my life, blech. Hope you can get another spanking very soon!! 😘

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    • Chibob on said:

      I always love your hall of shame posts. I know they say there’s a partner for everyone, but I just can’t imagine who it would be for these guys.

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  3. Anonymous on said:

    Dying laughing……. I so love your sense of humor. I did find you on Twitter……. had to sort through some Ericas and Scotts, but I found you not by your picture but by recognizing your unique writer’s voice in one of your tweets that made me laugh. Lots of stress relief in your anti-Trump comments. Thanks for that! Hugs, Windy

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  4. Guys like that make life more difficult for the rest of us. My condolences, for what that’s worth.

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  5. So funny…never lose the soh!

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  6. Groan! That first guy is a real loser, but the second…young black woman? WTF?

    I’m glad to see CHoS again. It’s always good for a laugh.

    Hugs,
    Hermione

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    • Lily — I know, right? It’s scary out there, sis!

      Bob — I can’t either.

      Windy — haha! Did you follow me on there? I’ll follow back if I know your Twitter name. Yes… I’m quite vocal politically there. Where else can you tell the bloated orange menace to go fuck himself?

      Neo — yeah, but they also make us appreciate the good ones even more.

      Joe — I won’t. If I lose that, it means I’m dead.

      Hermione — yeah, much as I don’t enjoy the messages themselves, writing about them is fun!

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  7. It must have taken real will power on your part to resist those silver-tongued devils. I know that when I want to get a girl’s attention, I always fall back on the old, time-tested “lub on your hole” line. It gets them every time — to run for the hills! I really do love your Correspondence Hall of Shame entries.

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  8. Anonymous on said:

    My guess is that none of these scribes will ever be buried in Poet’s Corner.

    Buried yes and the sooner the better just not among the the best to ever take up the pen!

    Anon E. Mouse

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