Erica Scott: Life, Love and Spanking

Ruminations, opinionated observations, darkly humorous blathering and the occasional rant from an outspoken spanko and unapologetic attention wh–, um, hog.

Curious Cat questions

Okay, so the classic comedy clip didn’t garner much response. I kind of expected that it wouldn’t. So I’ll try something a bit more on topic this time. A while back, Bonnie suggested maybe putting up some of my Curious Cat questions. What is Curious Cat, you might ask?

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Essentially, it’s an app (sometimes used via Twitter or Facebook — I have mine through Twitter) where people can ask you questions anonymously. When people post questions to me, I can either 1. answer them privately, 2. answer them publicly (but the questioner remains anonymous), or 3. delete them. Sometimes, it can be fun, especially if people ask thoughtful and somewhat original questions. Unfortunately, however, despite the fact that I’ve been online for bazillion years, have written countless posts and opinions on countless forums and written books and pretty much told everyone everything, I still get the same. Damn. Questions that I’ve answered a bazillion times, again and again.

So. Here and now, once and for all, I’m going to answer all those CC questions, for the last freaking time. And yes, I will probably be snarky. What a surprise.

I don’t know if I can remember them all, but I can always update this post if I think of more. Here they are, in no particular order.

Do you prefer being spanked by a man or a woman?

(groan) Readers? Y’all know the answer to this, right? Haven’t I stated it in about 1,000 different ways, in 1,000 different places? Men. Males. Y chromosome possessors. Owners of testicles. You get me? No women! Never women! I love women. I have women friends. That doesn’t mean I want to engage in intimate activity with them. I am M/F all the way, all day.

Have you ever topped? Did you like it?

Oy vey. For the last time… I. Do. Not. Top. I topped once. On film. Briefly, because I really wanted to be in this film and I got to bottom in it for a whole lot longer. I hated doing it, I sucked at it, and I never did it again. Ever.

Is spanking sex?

Spanking is sexUAL. Spanking is sexY. But no, for me, I don’t care to combine the two. I love both, but I compartmentalize. Other people’s mileage varies.

What’s your favorite spanking position?

Hung upside down from the chandelier by my toes, while the top swings at me with a pool noodle. No, that’s a lie. OTK, of course. Over. The. Knee. I’ve mentioned that a few times too. Second favorite position? Over pillows on a bed or table for a strapping.

Have you ever been caned?

Yes.

Have you ever been paddled?

Yes. With every possible material, including aluminum.

Have you ever been spanked with a ruler?

Yes.

Have you ever been tawsed?

Yes.

Have you ever been flogged?

Yes.

Have you ever been spanked with a sjambok?

No.

What’s a surefire way to make you cry?

Ask me stupid questions.

What’s the hardest spanking you’ve ever gotten on video?

That’s pretty difficult to say, as they’ve all sort of blurred together over the years. If I had to pick one, it might be the 200 strokes with a wooden paddle that I took for Spanking Court. That was tough. And yes, it marked me like crazy.

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Who’s your favorite film spanker?

I don’t name names of favorites publicly. It always ends up hurting someone’s feelings.

What’s your favorite studio to work with?

See above.

Which shooting experience did you enjoy the most?

See above.

Do spankings really hurt more on a wet bottom?

Yes… they really, really do. Stop asking me that, please.

Which of your videos are you the most proud of?

When Danny Met Erica.

Were you spanked as a child?

I am not going to answer that and give you wank fodder. Get out of my face.

What type of panties do you prefer to wear?

Cheekies, hipsters, tangas, boy-shorts are all styles I enjoy. I like thongs for when I’m wearing something tight-fitting and don’t want panty lines, or for when I’m playing at a big party and want maximum exposure without flashing my bits all over the room.

Do you prefer leather or wooden implements?

(sigh) How many times have I said “I’m allergic to wood”? How many times have I said “Wood belongs in a fireplace”? Leather!

Do you think that regular spankings help keep your bottom firm?

Yeah, I wish. No. Busting your ass with exercise keeps your ass firm. There are no easy ways out.

Does spanking make you wet/horny/juicy/aroused/excited/etc.?

Depends on who’s doing it. Probably wouldn’t if you did it.

Do you like being told what to do? Do you like scolding? Do you like being told to go to your room? Do you like it when the man takes down your panties or tells you to do it yourself? Do you like looking in the mirror afterward? And so on, and so on… Look, I don’t mean to sound cranky. But Jeeezus… some people are actually capable of asking an original, thoughtful question that I haven’t already answered a thousand times. Here are a couple of examples that impressed me.

What do you like about being in subspace? How can someone get you there fast?

My answer:
1. Subspace is utter bliss. For that short period, the world goes away and there is only me and my top, and I’m floating in euphoria, awash in endorphins and oxytocin.
2. You don’t get there “fast.” It takes time, patience, and trust in one’s partner.

How are you different in your screen persona and play persona? What video is most like you IRL [In Real Life]?

My answer:
What a cool question; thank you.
On video, I was a louder version of the private play me. I talked more, I yelled more, projected a lot more — it’s more fun to watch an animated bottom, I think. In private play, I quiet down sooner and settle into the scene, allowing my body and mind to process the sensations.
The video that captures me the best is When Danny Met Erica. It has a little of many sides of me — sarcastic, high and mighty, playful, combative, and ultimately, vulnerable and soft.

See? It’s possible!

Before I sign off, while I’m in snark mode, I have one more thing to comment on.

If you have COPD, if you have asthma or any other sort of breathing disorder that makes it so you cannot comfortably wear a face mask, then okay. If you can’t, you can’t. If you’re just an entitled, selfish, obnoxious idiot who still thinks Covid-19 is a hoax and that having to wear a mask violates your rights somehow, if you throw a fit publicly when asked to put one on… Go fuck yourself with a 2 x 4. Sideways. You’re part of the reason why this damn thing keeps getting worse.

The other day, I saw a thoroughly revolting, petulant tweet from hotshot rogue pastor Greg Locke in Bumfukistan, US of A. The guy comes off like a better-looking Jim Jones. It was on the day before July 4th, and it read as follows:

We will not shut down church services. We will not social distance at church. We will not require masks. We will not apologize. We will not contribute to the false narrative of fear and control. We will continue to grow. We will not bow. #IndependenceDay #NoMask

What a twat-waffle. I read this and the first thing I thought was, it sounds like Dr. Seuss having a tantrum. So I retweeted it, and added this:

We will not eat green eggs and ham.
We will not buy this Covid scam.
We will not close our church sublime.
We will not live past summertime.
#FuckingIdiot

Yup, I’m going to hell. I really don’t care. All my friends will be there.

Have a good weekend, y’all. Please be safe.

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13 thoughts on “Curious Cat questions

  1. Thank you, Erica, I loved this, even though there weren’t too many surprises, after a bunch of years of cherished friendship and highly entertaining blog entries. I liked that “persona” question, too!
    Oh, wait, there were two things that were surprisingly delightful: your sharp-witted answer to how to make you cry– ask stupid questions!– had me howling! And right after that, the sexy shot from “Spanking Court” made me do one of those Tex Avery Cartoon Wolf takes!
    Maybe I should put that on my desktop, then call the apartment maintenance guy in for something to watch the mask blow off his face!
    You know, there will be a vaccine for this new COVID strain, but never for exasperating stupidity, and, sadly, it doesn’t seem to be a terminal affliction for those afflicting us with it.

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  2. 😂 …favorite spanking position… 🤣 I’m dying here. Thanks for working out my abs! I love you!

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  3. Dave — ha, glad you enjoyed! I was hoping people would. No surprises, right? Exactly my point! I really shouldn’t still be getting these questions after all this time.

    Jay — (giggling) Love you too!

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  4. Erica,

    OK, we’re even now. The surefire way to make you cry caused me to spit out my drink! Ha!

    I thought there might be blogging gold in those CC questions/responses and sure enough, your alchemy was true to form. Thanks for a good laugh!

    And bravo for the masks or 2×4 take.

    Socially distanced hugs,
    Bonnie

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  5. Bob in Wisconsin on said:

    I wish to arrange a play date with you, Erica. I have installed a lovely new chandelier, and I have a colorful assortment of pool noodles at the ready. Call me!

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  6. Finally, one decent question. Love your answer.

    I just can’t believe how many idiots there are out there who can’t comprehend that wearing a mask keeps everyone safe. It isn’t so hard to breathe, although it does fog up your glasses, if you wear them. Trump needs to come out and make a public statement to the people of America and tell them all to wear masks. But that will be the day we see the sky darken with flying pigs.

    Mask on!

    Hugs,
    Hermione

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  7. Bonnie — thank you for the idea! And yeah… I’ve seen the meme “Mask It Or Casket” floating around, but I think my suggestion is even more emphatic.

    Bob — HAHAHAHAHA!

    Hermione — I actually saw a picture of Cheeto wearing one yesterday. Of course, he had it pulled down so his nose wasn’t covered. Helpful as ever.

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  8. Ariel on said:

    Love, love, love your Dr. Seuss rhyme. First time I’ve laughed all day. Thank you! (I did not laugh through my mask, because I am sensibly at home. If I were out, I’d laugh through my black cat mask with whiskers and a nose painted on. If only the entitled were the only ones getting sick… it would still suck. I wish this would end.)

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    • Ariel — your mask sounds so cute! And yeah, more of the entitled ones need to get this damn thing. Karma. But sadly, that just prolongs it and spreads it to people who are doing the right thing. You’re right, it sucks.

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  9. Kyrel on said:

    In the interest of spreading a bit of mirth these corona days, and sparked by your comment that you’ll be seeing your friends in Hell eventually, I’ll add the following:

    A thermodynamics professor had written a take home exam for his graduate students. It had one question:

    “Is hell exothermic or endothermic? Support your answer with a proof.”

    Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle’s Law or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following:

    “First, we postulate that if souls exist, then they must have some mass. If they do, then a mole of souls can also have a mass. So, at what rate are souls moving into hell and at what rate are souls leaving? I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.

    As for souls entering hell, lets look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Some of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to hell. Since there are more than one of these religions and people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all people and all souls go to hell.

    With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in hell to increase exponentially.

    Now, we look at the rate of change in volume in hell. Boyle’s Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in hell to stay the same, the ratio of the mass of souls and volume needs to stay constant.

    So, if hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter hell, then the temperature and pressure in hell will increase until all hell breaks loose.

    Of course, if hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in hell, than the temperature and pressure will drop until hell freezes over.

    So which is it? If we accept the postulate given to me by Ms. Therese Banyan during my Freshman year that “It will be a cold night in Hell before I sleep with you,” and take into account the fact that I did succeed in having sexual relations with her, earlier this Spring, then (1) cannot be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is endothermic.”

    It was not revealed what grade the student got.

    HEAVEN IS HOTTER THAN HELL
    

    The temperature of heaven can be rather accurately computed. Our authority is the Bible, Isaiah 30:26 reads:

    Moreover, the light of the moon shall be as the light of the sun and the light of the sun shall be sevenfold as the light of seven days.
    
    Thus, heaven receives from the moon as much radiation as the earth does from the sun, and in addition seven times seven (forty nine) times as much as the earth does from the sun, or fifty times in all. The light we receive from the moon is one ten-thousandth of the light we receive from the sun, so we can ignore that. With these data we can compute the temperature of heaven: The radiation falling on heaven will heat it to the point where the heat lost by radiation is just equal to the heat received by radiation. In other words, heaven loses fifty times as much heat as the earth by radiation. Using the Stefan-Boltzmann fourth power law for radiation:
    
    (H/E)4 = 50 where E is the absolute temperature of the earth, 300°K (273+27). This gives H the absolute temperature of heaven, as 798° absolute (525°C).
    
    The exact temperature of hell cannot be computed but it must be less than 444.6°C, the temperature at which brimstone or sulfur changes from a liquid to a gas. Revelations 21:8: "But the fearful and unbelieving … shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone.” A lake of molten brimstone [sulfur] means that its temperature must be at or below the boiling point, which is 444.6°C. (Above that point, it would be a vapor, not a lake.)
    
    We have then, temperature of heaven, 525°C. Temperature of hell, less than 445°C.
    
    Therefore heaven is hotter than hell.
    

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