These Hands — a song parody
It’s been a while since I’ve posted one of these. Who remembers the Nancy Sinatra classic hit, “These Boots Are Made for Walkin’ “? The actual lyrics are kind of toppy to begin with, so it was pretty easy to convert them into a spanko parody.
For those who aren’t familiar with the song, please enjoy this slice of 1960s nostalgia, with a rather uncomfortable looking Nancy stiffly gyrating and lip-synching her way through it. Parody follows.
These Hands (Are Made for Spanking)
You keep saying, you’re behaving for me
Sometimes you are good, but confess,
You’ve been a-bratting when you shouldn’t be a-bratting, and now
Someone thinks it’s time to lift your dress!
These hands are made for spanking
And that’s just what they’ll do
One of these days these hands are gonna whack all over you
You keep snarking, when you oughta be pleasing,
And you keep sassing, when you oughta not speak
You keep raging, when you oughta be engaging
Now you’re just not right
And you just hit your peak!
These hands are made for spanking
And that’s just what they’ll do
One of these days these hands are gonna whack all over you
You keep pushing, where you shouldn’t be pushing
And you keep thinking, that your bottom won’t burn, HA!
I just got me a brand new set of paddles, yeah
And what they do, you’re sure as hell going to learn!
These hands are made for spanking
And that’s just what they’ll do
One of these days these hands are gonna whack all over you
Are you ready, hands?
Start spanking!
Erica Scott: Life, Love and Spanking 
Very good.
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I love this! 😁 🎵👋🏼🎶👋🏼
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Rae — thanks!
Jay — I’m glad; it was fun to write!
(hey, you guys rhyme)
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Well done! You always do parodies well.
(Randoms: a. This was before my time and for whatever reason I always thought it was Ann Margaret who sang this. b. I remember the Jessica Simpson cover version of this song way more.)
Best,
Enzo
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Yes, I do remember that song well, and your parody is perfect! As I read the lyrics I could hear Nancy singing them.
Hugs,
Hermione
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I can hear it. 🤣 Great song to begin with.
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Oh wow, I’d never actually seen this video! You’re right, the dancing is SUCH a mismatch with the song and she looks dreadfully uncomfortable. If I had the sound down I’d think it was a James Bond girl audition or something.
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Yes I remember it, You are very clever at these. I’ll have that tune in my mind all day now.
Love,
Ronnie
xx
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Enzo — thanks! Nope, not Ann-Margret, but it does sounds like something she’d sing!
Hermione — but it’s not a complete Swingin’ Sixties memory until you watch that ridiculous video!
Xen — wasn’t that cheesy? I never liked the music shows of those days. Everything was lip-synched and it was so obvious, and the scenarios were so contrived.
Ronnie — glad you liked it! Oh no, earworm…
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