Erica Scott: Life, Love and Spanking

Ruminations, opinionated observations, darkly humorous blathering and the occasional rant from an outspoken spanko and unapologetic attention wh–, um, hog.

Uh oh, check the calendar…

Guess what time it is?

Yup — it’s Christmas carol spanko parody time! How many years have I been doing this? I’ve lost track. But if you’re a newer reader and aren’t familiar with this tradition, you can check out a couple from years past here and here.

This year, I chose “The Little Drummer Boy.” Yeah, I know, that’s kind of cheating, since half of it is the same line over and over. But screw it, it’s 2020 — it’s the best I could do. Besides, I added a couple of extra verses to make up for it.

And really, “pa rum pum pum pum pum” simply begged for a spanko interpretation.

I really don’t know what to call this parody, but here’s my kind of drummer boy…

So, without any further ado… (throat clearing)… ♪ Mi mi mi mi ♫…

Come and spank me
Pa rump-a-thump pum
I am a brat, you see
Pa rump-a-thump pum
The finest straps you bring
Pa rump-a-thump pum
To wield and make me sting
Pa rump-a-thump pum
Rump-a-thump pum
Rump-a-thump pum
So, again, please come
Pa rump-a-thump pum
Spank my bum

Come on, baby
Pa rump-a-thump pum
I know you need it too
Pa rump-a-thump pum
My hand will give you sting
Pa rump-a-thump pum
Before the strap I’ll swing
Pa rump-a-thump pum
Rump-a-thump pum
Rump-a-thump pum
Shall I curb your sass
Pa rump-a-thump pum
Through your ass?

So, I nodded
Pa rump-a-thump pum
I’d gone too far this time
Pa rump-a-thump pum
I laid across his lap
Pa rump-a-thump pum
And heard a mighty WHAP
Pa rump-a-thump pum
Rump-a-thump pum
Rump-a-thump pum
Then I felt the heat
Pa rump-a-thump pum
On my seat

Oh, my bottom
Pa rump-a-thump pum
His hand was oh so hard
Pa rump-a-thump pum
My moans the town could hear
Pa rump-a-thump pum
He strapped my tender rear
Pa rump-a-thump pum
Rump-a-thump pum
Rump-a-thump pum
“Have you had enough?”
Pa rump-a-thump pum
KISS MY DUFF!


“Now, you’re getting more!”
Pa rump-a-thump pum
Till I was red and sore
Pa rump-a-thump pum
I sassed my worst for him
Pa rump-a-thump pum
He spanked his best for me
Pa rump-a-thump pum
Rump-a-thump pum
Rump-a-thump pum
Then a tear broke free
Pa rump-a-thump pum
Over his knee

I’m so sorry
Pa rump-a-thump pum
I’ll be your good girl now
Pa rump-a-thump pum
His hand caressed my hair
Pa rump-a-thump pum
“It’s time for aftercare”
Pa rump-a-thump pum
Rump-a-thump pum
Rump-a-thump pum
Then I purred for him
Pa rump-a-thump pum
Me and my bum

Hope you enjoy! And happy/joyous/merry who-cares-we’re-not-doing-anything-anyway.

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15 thoughts on “Uh oh, check the calendar…

  1. You did this for me?? Why, I’m flattered.
    I can even spank to Wipeout, and have!!

    Signed, your real spanko drummer friend. V-

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  2. I love this one!!! 😍😍😍

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  3. Anonymous on said:

    Very good.

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  4. Vince — ha! Well played (pun intended).

    Jay — good! I have such fun creating these.

    Anonymous — thanks, glad you liked it.

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  5. Erica, thank you for putting me in the holiday mood. Has there ever been an “I saw Mommy spanking Santa Claus” parody?

    Hug,
    Hermione

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  6. Given the point of the original, I can’t help but think of the unspoken implication here: Spanks for Jesus. I’m sure Jesus approves. LOL

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  7. Pat Willmott on said:

    Thoughtful of you to share this with us Erica, you have brightened up my dreary day. Thank you.

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    • Hermione — nope, can’t say that there has been. I suppose if I were into F/M, it could be “I Saw Mommy Spanking Santa Claus,” but… yeah. Not happening. I’d have to figure out another way to twist that.

      KD — OK, now I’m thoroughly squicked! :-Þ

      Pat — you’re welcome. We need laughs.

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  8. I would say Little Drummer Boy would go well with wheelbarrow position spanking where you can really ‘rump a bum bum’.

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  9. Anonymous on said:

    LOL – Fantastic! I loved it.

    Liza

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  10. Anonymous on said:

    How’s this for irony?
    I’ve finally been moved to enter the Christmas spirit by a Jewish spanko!

    A. Nonymouse

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